#webpits

[invinciblestark]

It’s worked two times so let’s hope the third does too. Where are you Pimp Machine?!!! @cantankerousbastard @patrioticmachine @webpits​

@rhodeyrhodes-blog @goddamnitjim-moved

[arrowsbro-archive]

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   Hi, Jessica.    How are you doing?

[whyinevermiss]

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➳ —⎾ What's the chosen course of action for a man playing a friendly game of Connect Four with his ex? Go first and pick the middle slot. Why you ask? Well, Jess couldn't decide on what she wanted for snacks and Clint couldn't stand waiting around any longer. So he just went on ahead of her, picking the space he believes to be strategically sound. ⏌

[captwhiizbang]

   "Jess, why is Chewie drenched?"

[queenxfhel-blog]

webpits

You are not Tony.

[bishxp-s-blog]

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"--yeah, okay. I guess that's fair."

[earnedstripes]

webpits:

"Well then, I must just be attracted to your buns of /steel/." She manages to wag her brows in his direction before snickering.

Steve just arched a brow, "Are you saying that you have a magnet it your pants? Because if you did and so did I, wouldn't we not be attracted to each other?" 

[tigrx-archive]

webpits replied to your post:Say, I know you have a kid and all but–– Do you think we could do what women do in the movies? You know, a Girls night? I think that's what they are called.

Yeah, I want to go out. I want to let my hair down and dance on tables and … Well, you know. Next Friday is great for me!

Great! I'll organise a sitter. You got a dress?