Dude. Tumblr was down this time. What did ao3 do? Cuz like Tumblr is used(?) to ao3 having "health scares" with them getting fixed up pretty often but ao3 has pretty much never experienced Tumblr being the one to go down.
(I'm sorry to bother you again with tagteam but ur their best artist in my humble opinion TvT)
"Uhg... Oof that did not feel good..."
"Are you okay? Do you need maintenance?"
"Maybe? I don't know what happened there, sorry."
"Don't be... I'll take you in, make sure you get looked at."
"What? No, I'll be fine! I can go in on my own!"
"You have people waiting on you. Your job is important. I'll be fine, promise."
AO3 then spends the rest of their day distracted and thinking about Tumblr. They're trying to hide how worried they are but... Surely it's just a small thing, right? They'll be okay ...right?
(also: skfjenfjejfjendb that's so sweet thank youuuuuu Q~Q)