"So..." Ao3 grinned, their nerves buzzing. "There's only one bed."
Tumblr didn't waste any time in shoving them onto it, straddling their hips. "Seems there is..."
"I-" They couldn't help but notice the empty space in their two twin hotel room and the suspicious burn mark on the open floor. "Wait why is there only one-"
"Shut up and kiss me." Tumblr ran their hands over Ao3 frame, taking in and admiring it. "This is a crack fic, okay?"
Ao3 turned their head away a moment, embarrassed under the gaze and touch. "S-...stop looking at me like that. I know you don't mean it."
"Don't mean what?" They took Ao3's hand into their own and kissed up it.
"I know I've got a reputation... and, well, being in this bed right now isn't really helping that-" They couldn't help but snort. Tumblr smiled. Ao3 continued, "But with all those bookmarks... I know I've gotten big-"
"And you don't think I'd want you because you've got some extra fat on your bones?" Tumblr asked bluntly.
"I- w- some is understating it-"
"I love you, Ao3." Tumblr looked right in their eyes. "No matter how big you get, no matter how many times you even go down. You're mine."
"Oh..." An adorable red blush spread over their cheeks.
