#weebmonger

[btanselanoican]

weebmonger is a blessing and a curse in the Black Panther fandom

[dontbeallupinmyfriesdawg]

Listen, Erik Stevens mentally screamed the word 'YEET' in his head while throwing T'Challa over that cliff and anyone who denies that to be the truth can fight me.

[otherwindow]

Erik Killmonger's only regret is slipping "all according to keikaku" while in Wakanda. Now everybody thinks he worships a god called K'Eikaku.

[leraph]

quick warm-up comic to get back into the swing of things.  Has anyone used this idea before? bc i wouldnt be too surprised.

[shinynewtoysyndrome]

How Black Panther Should've Ended

Erik: I brought Klaue's corpse here. Also, I, by virtue of being royal blood, do challenge cousin T'challa for the throne of Wakanda.

T'Challa: Nice try, but because you were responsible for Klaue's escape, you have a pending felony as per Article 180-B, obstruction of justice. As we have witnessed you trying to abscond with Klaue in the first place, you are by Article 101-G (signed into law in the 43rd year of King Azzuri), ineligible to challenge the king until all prior criminal charges have been cleared.

Erik: What kind of BS is that.

T'Challa: I went to law school.

Shuri: It's for people who can't so much as fix a toaster. As if anyone would want a crummy government desk job.

Erik: You're stalling. We all saw what happened in that incident in Austria, man. You can't bluff me like that; I've diplomatic immunity as per blah blah I'm a prince.

T'Challa: That doesn't work here.

Erik: That's bull-

T'Challa: I don't make the rules, cousin. If you have a problem with that, you'd have to ask grandfather. And believe me, he is a crushing bore. "The Great Legislator" they call him, for all the many laws he signed. This includes the law that states that all eligible candidates for the Black Panther must clear and resolve all prior charges, as it didn't seem all that appropriate for a king and a protector to break the laws that the people must follow.

Erik: So no diplomatic immunity?

T'Challa: Learned that the hard way, yes. And nobody was even filing for charges, but we had to settle them anyway.

Erik: So, I have to counter-sue y'all for the murder of my father.

Zuri: He was killed during an attempt on my life, and I have irrefutable evidence that he had colluded with Klaue more than 20 years ago.

Erik: I did not go this far to get into some Phoenix Wright bullshit.

T'Challa: Would you rather that we settle this out of co-

Shuri: Damn straight we are.

Erik: Objection!

T'Challa, whispering: Zuri, please tell me if the Anti-Weeaboo Act of 2017 is ready. I seek to sign it immediately.

Erik: Couldn't I have at least gotten back payments for child support?

T'Challa: We'll decide that after the trial.

[fatcr0w]

I can't believe Michael b Jordan, weebmonger himself, didn't take his fucking chance to wear full on cosplay to the met gala. I know good and goddamn well he's seen at least one of these:

[shooting-stars-andsatellites]

has anyone considered: Michael (wee)B. Jordan