Chubby Little Birdy @fatcr0w - Tumblr Blog

Askskskahsksk go fill out this dumb survey (use fake email)

Sorry to rain on your parade but I have used this survey tool professionally and can confirm that just by viewing the page they collect a bunch of info on you and that info is used to target you and your surrounding network. So even if you think it'll be funny to submit prank submissions, that info will likely be parsed to target your conservative family/extended network with more info (disinfo) about what's wrong with people like you. The more targeted it is, the more likely they are to be receptive. Example: "do you have a child in college? You shouldn't have to worry about their safety!" With imaged that align to look like you/your family.

TL;DR- even clicking "as a joke" gives this campaign more ammo to target people in your circle in extremely refined ways.

blueandbluer

IMPORTANT COMMENTARY. They know people are going to fake this survey. They want you to. Don’t.

southernsideofme

hzs-modblog

One of the most thrilling, adorable, and terrifying things you could ever see in your back yard.

friendly-neighborhood-patriarch

let me guess, mama is chillen in the pool while her kids wildin about

tiktoks-we-like

parkchanwoohoo

Me when I stutter on the phone during a business call

dangerousturkey

Me when i ask for real spicy and not white people spicy

parkchanwoohoo

Me when I step in a puddle and I feel the water penetrate my socks

dangerousturkey

Me when my friend’s 90 pound dog stomps on my nuts

parkchanwoohoo

Me when h– wait, what?

parkchanwoohoo

Oh! I’m sorry! I misheard. I thought you said “Me when my friend’s dog stomps on my 90 pound nuts.”

dangerousturkey

If i had 90 pound nuts do you think i’d be here? Clowning in this shit hole? I’d have a house of gold. A car of jewels. Lingerie forged with meteorite and silver coins. Dont be so naieve

memeclassheroes

amotleycrew

@shitty-car-mods-daily STAY THE FUCK BACK

neonprotagonist

don’t say rip

as with most jewish people who meet their untimely death while in a position of celebrity, i see a lot of well meaning people wishing cameron boyce “rest in peace.” and while i hold no one who says this in contempt or see it as disrespectful unless it’s a very purposeful act of erasing his identity, i’d like to remind everyone that “rest in peace” is an improper way of honoring the dead. the proper wish is “may his memory be a blessing,” and i ask that everyone be mindful to use this instead.

cameron boyce was a talented actor and generous heart, with a dazzling smile that i enjoyed growing up with even as i grew away from the franchise which let him shine. not much older than me, he left his mark on the world with the charity work he did and the love he had. it’s a sad day to see someone go, but i hope that his memory be a blessing for all of us.

52nddoor

Another page from my McCree zine from last year.

moveslikekeithrichards

every morning when i go in the kitchen she yells at me nonstop so i have to put the spoon on her head

mptyblgplsignr

h o w d i d t h e y f i n d t h i s o u t

moveslikekeithrichards

a couple people have asked how i figured out she wants the spoon & to that i say this: i dont actually know if she wants the spoon but it fits nicely on her little baby cat head & she stops meowing when i do it, probably out of confusion

ruffsketches

pressurizedpleasure

The punchline of this comic is the truest thing to ever exist.

hustlerose

some of you don’t understand that top/bottom are words to describe gay sex and it shows

nct127s

top/bottom ≠ dom/sub

lobsterandskittles

top/bottom =/= masc/femme

monokuma-eats-sjws-for-breakfast

Well. Thanks for bringing up gay sex at this time in the morning. I REALLY wanted to think about that. Guess I’m gonna have to have some craazy sex with my wife so I can get these images out of my head!

micolashes-deactivated20200723

well you’re gonna have to wait because i’m fucking your wife right now

#this post threw me out a window and stole my shoes

foulserpent

small brain “hotel california is about drugs” normal brain “hotel california is about the music industry” giant brain “hotel california is meant to be taken completely literally and The Eagles are still trapped there”