#weeeeeeatthins

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"Wheeeeeeatthins, man, when I do an adventure about an ancilliary character, it's going to be about that bird on your head. WHAT IS THE MEANING BEHIND THE FIRE IN ITS EYES?"

At the age of 16, a young chickenhat named Rocky Rhodes was left with nothing--no home, no family, no means with which to support himself--he was left with nothing at all. Nothing but a hunger for revenge. Without a place to stay, Rocky must hit the road, band together with old forgotten friends from the elementary coop and search each of THE SEVEN PROVINCES high and low for the ones who caused the explosion of his home which that took the lives of his MURDERED PARENTS. This summer, watch out for THE ROCKY RONIN.

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Murder on Square One A scheduling conflict that puts the Oregon Chalk Festival and the World Hopscotch Tournament on the same day and at the site ends in tragedy, with hundreds of chalk artists killed in mid-scrawl by stampeding hopscotchers.

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Bust Janitor Gaiden: the extended backstory of the janitor from Problem Sleuth in his final days and hours leading up to the inevitable death by gunshot outside of Problem Sleuth's office.

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Communion Adventure: Three Sunday School buddies who are in a week about to get their first communion sneak into their church to ask Jesus why he makes them eat him.  They hear some suspicious noises coming from the rectory, find a rabid dog has moved outside the exit, and generally go through an adventure.  A communion adventure.

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Escape from Hentai Hill -- A school bus containing a 5th grade class goes missing in Sierra Leon during a cultural exchange and it is up to one gumptiouous father to pull together a crack team of natives to locate- and rescue- them from an uncertain fate.  As time wears, allegiances are tested and lesser men are bested as the most base parts of humanity surface.  In the end, it comes down to one thing- whether the lost can truly be found.  [This one was a joke to see if I could something sounding as derivative of a book jacket description as possible.]

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The Great Aimless Nothing -- what would be the first woman to mars is cut from her ship, left drifting through space; NASA does all they can to help while she comes to terms with the fact that she probably will not be alive after the five hours she has of air supply runs out

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Library Return Ride--already suggested it for Overdue

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Noodle Date - two lovers who promised to make a relationship work with a date of fancy noodles, date is constantly interrupted with crazy happenings involving the feuding of the two lovers' warring family/friends whatever