11-25's update on 11-28-10: Highlights from Last Week's LTR
Without further ado, we bring you Highlights from Last week's LTR:
We hope you didn't mind waiting until Saturday Sunday for this fun! :D
November 15th: Swimming Tips from Rob Pattinson
Rob's been working out, maybe not eating as many hot pockets or Kristen's loquat pies. Looks like he also waxed or something....he's a bit *too* smooth in front and gaining a *gasp* bald spot. Rob does *the jump* which turned into an internet meme and the ladies plan to make a cardboard life-size Jumping Rob.
PS: OMR! FILTM! Really! I will over-use those acronyms for all of eternity!! Well not really, but I will seem that like for quite some time. ;)
UT: I dunno....that balding spot....he wouldn't be so sexy without the hair ;)
PS: Hahaha! I think it's just a bad shot. I'm not delusional. :P
UT: Or so you think. Hehe.
PS: Seriously! One of the hottest men, that YOU <3 is bald....but only with his hat on! Rob can just wear his beanie! ;)
UT: ROFL. Yes, but some men can pull off the bald look and others can't.
PS: Do you know who I'm talking about, because this man does NOT look good bald! Seeing him with his hat off for the first time was gasp worthy, I believe for both for us!
UT: Hmmmm. Ok, one that doesn't look good with his hat off...must be Tim McGraw.
PS: Ding Ding! :D I kinda like that I wrote "˜ding sing' there at first. hehe
UT: LOL. Yeah, I'd make him keep his hat on. Or get plugs or something. *twitch*
PS: But UT, we're forgetting to talk about the MOST important THING! THE JUMP!
UT: LOL. Yeah, you got quite caught up in THE JUMP. I was amused, but you, my dear, were tweeting like a fiend about it ;) Well, you and @Married2MyJacob and, I believe, UC.
PS: I was? Never! :P It was wonderful jumping goodness which was quickly overplayed, but there are still some pretty funny ones that pop up.
UT: Which one is your fav?
PS: just found this winner.
PS: hehe, but my fav?
UT: ROFL...hadn't seen the one with him in BIG before!
PS: Me either! Thank you google images! Maybe this one?
UT: Hahaha! The ghost of naked Cedric is coming to get you, Harry! Priceless!
November 16th: Tuesday: Obsesssive Cullen Disorder
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November 17th: Rob's on the auction block and I make a plan
OMR! A two-night hotel stay with Rob is being auctioned off for charity and Moon is in the running.
UT: Actually, if you read the extremely small fine print on the auction site (which I did because I have OCD), it's a 2 night stay in a luxury hotel and a *possible* meet and greet with Rob depending on his filming schedule. That sucks! Don't waste your money, Moon. You & UC are (in)famous enough and BFFs with Stephenie. I'm sure she could introduce you to Rob ;)
PS: Oh Lord! Someone is paying an ass-ton to "˜possibly" meet Rob?
UT: Yep. And when I checked out the site earlier the current bid was up to $30K!
PS: That's almost sounds like paying to sit on my couch and hope I meet Rob. hehe
UT: Pretty much but you get to do it on someone else's couch in a four-star hotel! You don't have to worry about bed bugs in your own home.
PS: hehe...or it's like paying $30k to camp out at the Breaking Dawn movie premiere...sleep on the hard ground with thousands of stinky, crazy people because you might meet Edward Rob.
UT: I can't ever imagine making enough money that I'd ever consider throwing $30K at anything except maybe a house. Maybe a really nice truck. Maybe.
PS: YEAH! INSANE!
November 19th: Rob is hot (and other obvious statements)
UC comes up with some hilariously obvious captions for pap photos from the Isle Esme filming.
UT: OMG. She did NOT just liken Rob to Butt Crack Santa!
PS: Hehe...well it is a buttcrack. hehe
UT: My favorite comment actually came from the site she got the pics from. "Kristen held on tight while riding Rob." Come on! How can your mind NOT go in the gutter with that one?
PS: ROFLMAO! Yeah, but that's not "appropriate" :P I'm so happy that we're inappropriate and proud of it! :D
UT: Hehe. But it's right there on film. She's riding him *giggle* ;)
PS: I like the "Kristen smells Rob's finger..." and imagine Rob saying "smell my finger" in his sexy Rob way. ha!
UT: *snerk* Yeah, I liked that one too and thought the same thing! LOL.
PS: :D
Inappropriate Bitches.... *grumble*
*hugs*
PrettySparklies & Unashamed Twi-Wife <3
Which Jumping Rob is your favorite? What would you do if you had Rob all to yourself for 2 nights in a luxury hotel? Is it really a bald spot?
