#weenienet

[squidwardofficial]

pls end me

[squidwardofficial]

ah yes, summertime. the time of year when everyone thinks it's their job to discuss my personal hygiene bc i don't shave

[squidwardofficial]

so today i told my shakespeare professor about the app cute or not and how i had submitted pictures of my dog, and also a pic of her dog, to the app and showed her how many likes they had gotten. she then got ridiculously excited and i got these emails later today

and when i opened them i saw

turns out miss bermuda here has gotten pretty popular on the app

i cant wait to see her reply

[squidwardofficial]

im cute tbh

[squidwardofficial]

pretty in b&w

[starinq]

look at my d*ck

[officialmrpresident]

hey lol, guess who loves themselves a bit

[squidwardofficial]

Truuuuuuuu