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Thanos: *about to attack peter*

Marvel Women:

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solidarity

a multiverse of the same problems

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actually ive decided that infinity war just needs to be 2.5 hours of peter parker trying his best to address various adult superheroes as politely as possible and struggling a lot. attempts range from “your majesty mr panther sir” (accepted with only a small twitch of the lips & shuri giggling a lot) to “starlord”, which earns him 2 hours of riotous mockery from a talking raccoon

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“Peter. Mr. Man was my father. Just call me Ant.”

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Andy Samberg Shares His Rejected Golden Globes Jokes.

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I love him so much

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All facts though 🤷🏾‍♂️

wildlyunlikelybabe

Because [cishet]men don’t have or really understand indepth friendship. They depend on ALL of their emotional support from their parents (read: mothers) or their spouses (read: wives). So when they are expected to care about the well being and feelings of a woman they aren’t fucking they think the world is ending.

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I GUARANTEE somebody got their feelings hurt after reading this LMAO

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^Facts

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For those who didn’t understand

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10/10 post

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“Women aren’t vending machines you put compliments into until sex comes out.”

#fav

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thatadult

I don’t think welfare fraud is a problem period I genuinely don’t. I don’t care when it happens and it means nothing to me. I’m glad. As if the government doesn’t steal from you every day lmao… I don’t give a damn

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The idea that Mike wazowski wouldn’t scare kids bc he’s like not traditionally scary is such bs??? like if I woke up and there was a fucking green shortass with one gigantic eye in my room staring at me I’d lose my shit Like there r grown ppl who get nervous when they hear a sound in the night and these monsters think kids won’t be scared by funsize cyclops shrek creepin in their closet get outta here cmon

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when we were kids my brother used to be scared that the radiator would turn into a goat. he wasn’t afraid of goats, he was just afraid of the heater being one.