#weeping writing

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if you were my beloved knight, how much convincing would it take to get you to warm me up in bed? ♡ how long would it take for you to relent and let me unburden you, slowly removing every piece of your armour until only your tunic remains ♡ vulnerable, naked enough for me to lay my head on your chest and listen to your hastened, flustered heartbeat ♡

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medieval google, how do I successfully feign innocence so after complaining of a heaviness and an ache between my legs my knight is "forced" to teach me how to take care of myself?

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medieval google....how do I fake being an exceptionally slow learner? ♡