Nov 25, 2018
“Jade for the love of god stop rotating.” - Something I never thought I’d be saying in a relationship.
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“Jade for the love of god stop rotating.” - Something I never thought I’d be saying in a relationship.
True love is feeding your SO the most perfect, roundest pancakes while consuming the retched mutants you created on the way.
You ever really look forward to tomorrow ‘cause you know you’re going to make yourself an amazing lunch.
An open letter to Americans;
Buy some fucking scales already I’m sick of trying to figure out what a cup of something is.
Just watched Wreck-it-Ralph 2.
My feelings for Shank can only be described as “unhealthy and weird”.
Anyone else part of team “never actually watching horror films but avidly reading the plot summaries on Wikipedia like ‘Ooh that is scary’”.
Cheesebread is the single greatest kind of bread and I will personally fistfight anyone who claims otherwise.