#weird balls brian

[leighalanna]

what's so weird about brian's balls? it's haunting me

he was actually a collector of novelty contact juggling spheres, and every session he would bring eight or ten of them and lay them out and spend the whole hour polishing them and asking me to admire them with him. 

(just kidding. elephantitis nuts.) 

[leighalanna]

My Greatest Fear As A Sex Worker

…is that I will someday call a client to his face by the name under which he is saved in my phone.