#weird etsy

[queer-lady-priest]

Me looking around Etsy for a cute church mouse figurine, because who doesn’t love those?

I was wrong. I do not love this one. I’m afraid we’ve fallen too far from the goodness of God.

*pours 5 gal bucket of Holy Water on myself to wash away the horror I beheld*

[wordsoflittlewisdom]

Birds of Prey characters as weird shit from Etsy

Harley--hot pink uterus cookie cutter that says “cuterus”

Helena--soap that looks like olives

Dinah--candle that says “please don’t do coke in the bathroom”

Renee--knit hat that says “fuck the police”

Victor--a ceramic skull soap dispenser (this also has roman sionis energy)

Roman--art of a pineapple wearing a suit and aviator sunglasses

part 2

[marzipanandminutiae]

weirdly Christian Etsy sellers

the good wishes are appreciated but I’m just a pagan lesbian goth who wants to look like a pagan lesbian goth from 1867

you are not going to save my soul if you draw an icthys fish on your bubble mailer

[wordsoflittlewisdom]

Birds of Prey as weird shit from Etsy part 2

part 1 

Harley Quinn (and her apartment)--a listing aptly titled ”weird doll shoes”

bruce--shirt that says “keep calm and carrion” with a hyena at the top

Renee--painting of wine glass and bottle that says “don’t worry”

Helena--street sign for “crossbow archery dr.”

Roman--black glitter skull bath bomb (?!)

Zsasz--necklace with razor blade charms

the decor in the black mask club--lots of mannequin hands in a basket

bonus:

[ocean-not-found]

CROCTICALES

[mmo190]

(via PenelopeGazin on Etsy)

[mmo190]

(via Etsy :: Your place to buy and sell all things handmade) Edor

[shitfrometsy]

Red Stone, Skulls, and Spikes Bowtie This shop has some spooper cool bowties. Bowties are cool.

JakeSimp