#weird ex

[aquagustd]

block your ex 🤩

I did a thousand times before.

But I was ~over it~ so I was like, you know what, I’m gonna unblock him. This was months ago.

Then he reminded me of his existence 🥴

[emorainer]

look, i try to be forgiving becuz live laugh love and crystals and everything cuz im a changed soul, but when you send me pictures that your friend drew of you snogging somone. that is where i draw the line.

[barefeetonthemoon]

In dream there was blood. But the Chinese food was getting cold. You had allowed me in and I traded for washing dishes. The noodles were fine but I caught a strange bird whose talons pricked my hand but smiled to me as if to say "take my picture". While you bustled with errands I kept out of your way save for the thank yous of soft kisses and a gentle hug. Though blood seeped through and I tried to hide it. You nurtured and ignored all the same, save those damn kisses and hugs for my longing.

Fam if I know you personally fucking knock it off. You're giving me hives

[flirtingwithsuicidaloutlooks]

Feel super flattered that people still feel the need to creepily stalk me on this, sorry babe but you’re not my type and never was LOL. Pretty sure your new girlfriend wouldn’t like to hear you’re still keeping tabs on me 😂

#movedontobiggerthings

[bright-as-fuck-neonblack]

Blocked my ex who's been creeping me out for 3+ years. Now there's that nagging fear in the back of my mind, that he'll come to my place, now that I've taken his ability to ask me to come over to his place away...

That's a pretty scary feeling honestly.

[oranjejuicenlemonade]

I'm being a certain thing that I don't want to be

[socorro345-blog]

I keep having dreams about my hot ex, not sexual dreams, he just randomly shows up like he does in real life. It's an improvement from my occasional daydreams of my evil ex.

[wheniwasin]

When I was in Greece

Ok, so I had only been going out with ‘the science teacher’ since mid-December and everyone was like ‘you’re going away together already?’ but it was the Easter holiday and why not? I mean what does ‘too soon’ even mean?  We were both up for going away so we did, for one week to Athens, and then Chania and Heraklion in Crete.

Athens had a lot of character.  The streets were dirty and there was graffiti on every battered metal shutter but the first view of the Acropolis as we walked out of the metro station made up for it; what an unexpected sight to see at 10pm surrounded by singing vagabonds and immigrants selling flashing flying things. Hostel Athinakon was simple but sufficient. As with most of the hostel bathrooms in Greece, the shower was basically the entire bathroom. But what more did we need? There was a bed, a TV and our own bathroom. We weren't planning on staying in for too long anyway. A few days into our holiday we had an argument that I now know I should've paid attention to. It was a sign of what was to come further into our short-lived relationship. In a cafe while we had our breakfast, I touched his knee and said it my bestest 'I'm so cute' voice to come and sit next to me. Not only was I faced with a 'no' but I was then also accused of being selfish and on a power-trip..... His actual words! WTF.... I had never had that reaction from any boyfriend when I asked them to sit next to me.

After Athens, we moved on to Crete, to the city of Chania.  Oh Crete was to offer some beautiful scenery....and a little more crazy from the science teacher.  So I forget in what context this happened, but in the taxi ride to the hostel I asked him to rub my neck because it was clicking to which he replied something along the lines of ‘if you want me to rub your neck then just say so but don’t lie and say it’s because it hurts.’ Erm, OMG number 2.  

Alena apartments was a new business and the owners were eager to please and make us feel welcomed. On our first day we walked towards the charming little harbour and the weather was perfectly warm. We walked all around and along the crystal clear water up towards the lighthouse. We sat by the water until the sun started to set. We had free use of their bikes, which we took out one day and cycled down to the beach, only to be faced with what seemed like a tropical wind storm, so we turned around and took refuge in a nice little restaurant. 

After a few days in Chania we headed to Iraklion, a 3 hour bus ride away. Iraklion was a little busier. We rented a car and drove to the south of the island, to the Agiofarango gorge, stopping off at Moni Odigitrias monastery on the way. The monastery was peaceful and quaint and full of cats. The gorge was one of the most amazing natural sights that I have seen. It was totally doable and the weather was perfect for it. After about an hour and a half, we stopped by a well and had our lunch (stolen buffet food from the hostel which included some croissants and a boiled egg). Had we know that the beach was only another 10 minute walk I’m sure we would’ve chosen to eat there; oh well, it was nice to have a bench. When we turned up at the beach, we realised it was a nudist beach; mostly the old Germans were nude. Hmm, I’ve never been to a nudist beach, why not? Science teacher had no qualms about stripping down and changing into his Speedos. We went into the water but it was freezing! I quickly got out while he swam a little longer. After the gorge, we headed to the car and stopped at a nearby tavern where the food was, once again, cheap, abundant and filling, topped off, of course, with the usual complimentary dessert and shots of raki. Good thing he drove us home, I was pretty tipsy. That was one of the things I liked about him; he always wanted to be the driver. After getting slightly lost on the way home and driving up what seemed to be a huge mountain in rural China, we arrived back at our hotel ready to wash the dust off us and get in bed.

OMG number 3; We were lying in bed and discussing the news when we started talking about the Buddhist monk that set himself alight back in the 60′s. I gave my opinion that I thought it was a crazy way to protest to which he got MASSIVELY annoyed by and started accusing me of being dismissive. Why couldn’t I share my opinion? ‘Surely I’m not the only person the world who thinks it is an extreme way of protesting?’....well that didn’t go down well either, now I was accused of deciding what was ‘normal opinion’.  Why was he such hard work? Why did I put up with his weirdness for 4 months? Why did he have to take every little thing I said so negatively and so NOT the way I meant it? He is now known as ‘the crazy science teacher’ ex.

The monastery near the agiofarago gorge.