Barefoot on the Moon

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[barefeetonthemoon]

I cannot stress enough how much I will not be watching Half Man for a variety of reasons. But gosh if the toxic homoeroticism isn't drawing me in.

[barefeetonthemoon]

To save myself having to belabor a metaphor:

It would be SUPER bad for my brain cause I don't deal well with on-screen sexual assault (see: Black Sails)

My anxiety is really bad lately and if I can't handle The Bear then whatever these two have going on is certainly Too Much

I genuinely hate not having a character to root for. I hate The Office. I hate It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. I do not need to watch two awful people destroy each other

But I kind of really want to?

[barefeetonthemoon]

I'm not even in this fandom but I have been watching gifsets and reading analysis for a week and I am feeling physically ill on behalf of all y'all.

So many crimes are about to happen in that barn.

Godspeed

[barefeetonthemoon]

I cannot stress enough how much I will not be watching Half Man for a variety of reasons. But gosh if the toxic homoeroticism isn't drawing me in.

[barefeetonthemoon]

To save myself having to belabor a metaphor:

It would be SUPER bad for my brain cause I don't deal well with on-screen sexual assault (see: Black Sails)

My anxiety is really bad lately and if I can't handle The Bear then whatever these two have going on is certainly Too Much

I genuinely hate not having a character to root for. I hate The Office. I hate It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. I do not need to watch two awful people destroy each other

But I kind of really want to?

[barefeetonthemoon]

I cannot stress enough how much I will not be watching Half Man for a variety of reasons. But gosh if the toxic homoeroticism isn't drawing me in.

[mummer]

in many ways theatre is the only medium that can truly communicate the feeling of having been totally abandoned by god. because the audience is put in the position of god— present and watching but unable (unwilling) to interfere in whats unfolding. haha

[natalieironside]

Why did Melkor become the first Dark Lord?

Because compared to the others he was more goth

[deskgirl]

Some days (most days) I think OFMD fandom really did Anne Bonny and Mary Read dirty.

I have seen so much fandom hate about them being “stereotypical crazy lesbians” and “poor representation” and how they “despise each other” after we begged and begged for interesting woman characters.

The stereotype I always see and am sick of is the de-fanged, sexless married lesbians with everything figured out and three pit bulls acting as surrogate mothers to the show or fandom faves.

Anne Bonny and Mary Read were not stereotypes, or if they were, they were an unexpected stereotype usually reserved for complex, straight, married couples, and I find that fascinating.

OFMD said “Hey, ever seen the first episode of Northern Exposure where the wife keeps trying to kill her husband because she can’t stand that he never pays attention to her but also doesn’t want him to leave, and it turns out the husband was ignoring his wife because any time he tried to say anything, she’d fight him and make him feel dumb so he eventually decided it was just easier to say nothing? And once they took five minutes to admit their problems, they realized they still loved each other and they’d been fighting over nothing? We did that with lesbians who are pirates.”

Yeah they were fucked up. Yeah, things were bad. But don’t tell me they didn’t love each other. They loved each other until it nearly killed them. They loved each other but thought they couldn’t or shouldn’t talk about their discomfort with their living situation because pirates don’t do that, so they devolved to the most fucked up hatesex possible to try to express their pain while still trying to crawl inside each other and make a space for themselves so they would never be apart. And all it took was a couple of vulnerable, heartfelt admissions for them to burn their unhappy situation to the ground (literally)and remember why they married each other in the first place.

And you have to ask yourself, why? Why did they exist in the story? Why were they written like that? Not to make Ed and Stede look better by comparison. No, they are meant to warn Ed and Stede: This could have been you. This can and still will be you if you don’t learn your lesson now. And on the flip side, Mary and Ann are like Ed and Stede. They can learn the same lessons. They can heal and talk and find their way through together. They’re just going to be bloodthirsty pirates about it is all.

Make of that what you will.

[connieboldheart]

It's missing them hours

[sherlockig]

[barefeetonthemoon]

I was obviously gonna watch the gay hockey smut but apparently the emotionally constipated sweaty man is from my hometown???

[barefeetonthemoon]

And like, it's great that you got your emotionally fulfilling coffeeshop romance or whatever but like... everyone and their mom has flirted with a barista at Java's??

What's next, are you going to Jazz Fest?

[barefeetonthemoon]

Oh my god, are you getting garbage plates? Chicken wings at the Distillery? Hot date in the cemetery? A drive-by? Donuts Delite?

[barefeetonthemoon]

Also mad props for Buffalo slander, tbh

[paperstorm]

I love you weird fanfiction. I love you unpopular kink. I love you unsanitized sex scenes. I love you fics that the mean girls make fun of on twitter. I love you monster fucking. I love you daddy kinks and foot fetishes and water sports. I love you stories about complex human emotions and bad choices with no consequences and characters hurting each other. I love you threesomes or polycules. I love you rare pairs. I love you furry art. I love you dark fantasies. I love you kink that’s so specific and self indulgent it was clearly written just for the person writing it. I love you ships that people think you shouldn’t be allowed to ship. I love you anyone who has the courage to put their art into a public space when that art is weird, or dark, or taboo, or something that will be considered unacceptable by the puritanical fandom police.

[lavenderprose]

I love how some fics are called shit like "They Only Shoot The Birds Who Cannot Sing" and it's like the most insane porn you're ever read and then some fics are called Spit On Me and it's 18,000 words of the most achingly id-scratching prose you've ever read and they're both. They're both so fucking good. thank God for fanfiction.

[mostlyvalid]

A proposal

Sometimes, in fandom, we just want to write id-tastic fic that rolls around in tropes that might be viewed as problematic. But we don’t want to address the problematic side of things in this particular fanwork; we just want to roll around and wallow.

It is considered courteous to give readers a heads-up via use of AO3 tags. I propose a tag that signals that a given fanwork is for rolling around, not giving a measured evaluation of anything. The MCU has carved out a space for this sort of fic with the “HYDRA Trash Party” tag, for which I commend them. Trash Party is a bit too specific to cover all of the ground I’m thinking of here, though; I propose “Dead Dove: Do Not Eat.”

For those of you not familiar with Arrested Development, Michael Bluth finds a paper bag in the freezer labeled “Dead Dove: Do Not Eat.” He opens the bag, finds a dead dove, and reacts as follows:

[gif of a white man saying “I don’t know what I expected” in a deadpan manner]

The “Dead Dove: Do Not Eat” tag would essentially be a “what it says on the tin” metatag, indicating “you see the tropes and concepts tagged here? they are going to appear in this fic. exactly as said. there will not necessarily be any subversion, authorial commentary condemning problematic aspects, or meditation on potential harm. this fic contains dead dove. if you proceed, you should expect to encounter it.”

(more at KnowYourMeme: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-dont-know-what-i-expected)

[lazy-universes]

WHOA WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THE POST THAT SPAWNED DEAD DOVE DO NOT EAT

[yourlocaltinsmith]

Happy dead dove do not eat birthday!

[kookaburrito]

HOW FANDOM WOULD SEE YOU IF YOU WERE A FICTIONAL CHARACTER

Thanks for tagging me, @vagueeyes <3

Rules: Make yourself with this picrew and then take this uquiz to find out how fandom would see you if you were a fictional character.

My results:

no pressure tagging: @dangerliesbeforeyou @fecklesheckleshacklesschmeckles @toosicktopray @ivegotchickenstofeed @kitmarlowe @silverview @wintersoulwitch @wintersmitth @fandomsmeantheworldtome @spcvarney @suburbanrot @varneysfangs @folkrocklobster @autisticwriterblog @4th-make-quail @sataniclittlefarmerboy @yonderghostshistories @weltonbmarsland @iwillstabyou @idledylan @80aidy80 @redvanillabee and anyone else who wants to do it <3

[hiii-hii]

Thank you for the tag Mache! 😚🫂 @tattooed-latinx-butch

If you wanna play 😜: @dolldocile @goddess-tingz @diaryofanagingfemme @szasleftcheek @lillybunns @thepuppymasc @gaptoothgrin @girlwhoisgoingtobeokay @calmbelly @crookedcandyteeth @hyazinthx @jaxalina

[dolldocile-deactivated20260506]

Thank youu @hiii-hii ✨

[willow-wilting]

Took some creative liberties, but close enough.

Tags: @void-things @bionic-penis

[void-things]

@indigoriffraff @jominusjo

[barefeetonthemoon]

Tragic

You're the sympathetic villain who does not-quite-bad-enough-stuff-to-be-hated for a very good reason. And you're redeemed by dying. Everyone's angry about it, you could have had an amazing redemption arc if you lived.

[justarandomgirly]

How do fanfic writers feel knowing that people might have been masturbating to their work?

[starfieldcanvas]

do you think we write hardcore erotica by accident

[armandageddon]

who gives a shit if the heated rivalry actors are queer or not. if they're queer then good for them for getting to play queer roles and if they're straight but this cheerfully willing to have hot sweaty gay sex with other men on television for our entertainment then more power to them too. other straight men should take notes. whats the issue here again

[skull-bearer]

[fictionadventurer]

I love that Jules Verne asked the question "What kind of person could circumnavigate the world in 80 days?" and decided that the answer was not a groundbreaking explorer or genius inventor, but a guy who's really, really, really obsessed with train and boat schedules.

[oqmemphis]

my final paper for my CS degree was literally "how can we algorithmically optimise for the fastest possible circumnavigation route on commercial flights?", which incidentally required me to adopt a very good working knowledge of what flight options are available at what times (and also led to me accidentally memorising several hundred airport codes)

[oqmemphis]

incidentally the fastest possible route seems to be about 51 hours, if you're working from 2022 schedules like i was. if you use current schedules and are very optimistic about how quickly you can transfer between flights, you can maybe get it down to around 48 hours (also known as 25 millivernes).

[fictionadventurer]

The very best thing about tumblr is that you can make a post about a 154-year-old novel and get responses like this.

[isssac]

[ssianthe]

"The differences in environment and sensibilities between the city and the countryside:

L: 'We are looking forward to seeing you 😌. It is about 15 minutes walk from the station to the lodgings, so we will prepare a car❗❗'

R: 'If it's just 15 minutes I can walk that easily!'

L: 'Bears will appear'

R: 'Bears will?'

L: 'Big, bears will'

R: 'I would love to humbly accept your gracious offer of the car'

[lights-all-askew]

perfect opportunity to drop the best photo I took in Japan

[hypokeimena]

image description: laminated paper sign hung up on guardrails outside. the english-language text reads: For avoiing beasts. By swing the rope, bells ring. there's an illustration of a ringing bell, which causes a bear to flee the sanguine pedestrian. /end description