#weird hoe

[dailynoodlezz]

wet cat shmilk, my beloved Gonna finish this tomorrow, it's eep hours now

[brownie-glitter]

I be catching lil feelings for a guy for no reason aha

My lil crush at work is this 34yr old mexican guy with pretty brown eyes. He makes me feel like a princess and he makes me laugh a lot and he's very diligent in his work, he's the maintenance man.😂 But that's like hella gross of me because he's in his 30s aha. 😂😂

[999bigsadbaby999]

when people project their problems on you, thinking you’ll step in and save the day….

proper response:

I’m so sorry but also kindly idgaf.

[imagineaxlrose]

imagine axl rose giving you a hug from behind. while he’s hugging you, you notice him inhaling slowly. you ask him, “Are you smelling my hair?” he smiles and replies, “I can’t help it, you smell so good.”