#weird human things

[nepeta-cata]

When I eat fruits or veggies, specifically small ones like raspberries or strawberries or cherry tomatoes, the stuff that you can eat in one bite, and I eat one that tastes weird or bad, it can ruin the whole bunch for me or at least make me kinda scared to keep eating.

do you know that feeling?

yes

no

something else/similar (leave in comments)

Voting ended onNov 13, 2024

[madhumandesigns]

Me with both hands entwined in literally thousands of strands as I play with someone’s hair: So soft! So pretty! I love this! I could do it for hours!

Me encountering a single solitary disembodied human hair at any other time: This is vile. Disgusting. Begone! Do not pollute my presence with your filth!!

[diamond-in-the-rough-draft]

I don't have the puritan "I can't sit still must be working or cleaning all the time" thing

But

I do have the annoying "maybe this will be useful" thing

Could be coloring a coloring book or making a fancy bookmark with gel pens but like it must have a purpose. The secret to undermining that nonsense is everything has a purpose and I don't have to know what it might be, because who knows what it could be

It could be nothing but an afternoon spent coloring a page in a coloring book, but relaxing is "useful" too

[lost-and-created]

Bananas are berries

Humans share about 60-70% of their DND with bananas

That means, if someone is 70% banana and gay, then they're the maximum amount of fruity that a human can be

[tapetum-lucidumb]

i have food poisoning and whenever i vomit, my cat looks at me like "damn, it's way more dramatic when you do it"

[bwsomefluffycoatsinthewardrobe]

Why does everyone treat their mental connect-the-dots board of the world as a self portrait. It’s just what they’ve seen so far and the most efficient way to turn those into a picture. What we know changes. Other people having different dots (and then a different most efficient way to connect them all) that change all the time is inherent to being individuals. wHY are we LIKE THIS.

Further, opinions I’ve seen people have were usually either their genuine connect-the-dots-sheet or a badge they put on as a rite of passage into a community they were already in. Like-

[suns-out-sleeps-in]

Ya ever feel your bones shift and lose your balance for a second?

[creepyboyandhisforestfriends]

Saw these guys on the sidewalk and I’m sure there’s something poetic about how they’ve been discarded by society but still have each other but also they’re meaningless and inanimate gummy bears and so why did I experience so many emotions when I saw them??