#weird print

[allthefabrics]

Tooth fairy treasure beige 2 by Susiprint.

[wtfplus]

I just wonder why I need bigger polka dots over the skinnier version? 

3 Angles via Zulily.

submitted by sititrain

editor's note: giant polka dots are slimming !!! i always wonder about really big features added to plus size clothing. sometimes i get pants that are just regular work pants but for some reason have like... warped tour jnco pockets. maybe they think all of our stuff is bigger because we're fatter and we want to maintain proportions?  maybe they think we wear those giant novelty sunglasses and use zack morris cellphones. fun/horrible fact (speaking of this concept and, um, pockets), i once had a gynecologist try to use the large speculum for people who have given birth vaginally (something i have not done) on me because she thought fatter people had fatter vaginas. like, an earth doctor who went to human medical school and *graduated* based on the standards set by other earth humans who have gone to medical school. kind of a weird segue there but now i dub these 'large speculum polka dots'.

[wtfplus]

evans, collection teal landscape dress, $89.50

this makes me feel like my belly is the only thing that ever made bob ross sad enough to stop painting.

p.s. i tried to photoshop his smile upside down and it turns out that is GHOULISH when you have a beard.  also by 'photoshop' i mean 'ms paint'.