We really like it when things are in order, perfectly. We make video and picture compilation of things just perfectly falling into place for the deep satisfaction of it. We get frustrated, to extreme levels sometimes, when we see these things that are out of place. For all of our irrational and oftentimes messy behaviors, we really enjoy the sight of things working out just perfectly. A ball fitting perfectly in a tube. All the same shapes lined up perfectly in a bag. When that tetris block fits perfectly in a hole.
So like imagine how an alien might view a human who is just GETTING SO STRESSED by things not lining up, not fitting, not working right.
An alien finds all the human crewmembers on their ship crowded around a shaft of some sort.
“Why are you all standing around like this?”
“Lieutenant Higgins discovered that an inflated emergency kit bag fits perfectly down this duct. We had to show everyone.”
“Yes well, while that’s interesting I do believe you all have jobs.”
“But look-” *inflates another bag and drops it, everyone avidly watching and listening as the the thing slides slowly down the shaft making a soft whooooooosssssshhhhhhh noise*
*humans collectively sigh*
“And how many of those have you dropped down the duct?”
“Around thirty.” *casually inflates another*