Nov 8, 2016
That moment when you try and sellotape a cider bottle to your forehead to make yourself a unicorn
That same friend who asked me to stop
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That moment when you try and sellotape a cider bottle to your forehead to make yourself a unicorn
That same friend who asked me to stop
Stop...just please stop
My friend who has to put up with all these posts
It's been two weeks now i finally have milk
A student
I have so many clothes with bells on them
An overexcited friend who loves Christmas, I’m gonna hate bells soon...sigh
Do you think God likes chicken?
Me, because seriously everyone likes chicken.
F**k i can hear my dad farting down the stairs
Me just now
Floccinaucinihilipilification, there's your word of the day
Wrote no dyslexic person ever
We live in the country the most dangerous thing we have is sheep
A friend in a place at a time