Weird Stuff people say

People are weird

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That moment when you try and sellotape a cider bottle to your forehead to make yourself a unicorn

That same friend who asked me to stop

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Stop...just please stop

My friend who has to put up with all these posts

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It's been two weeks now i finally have milk

A student

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I have so many clothes with bells on them

An overexcited friend who loves Christmas, I’m gonna hate bells soon...sigh

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Do you think God likes chicken?

Me, because seriously everyone likes chicken.

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F**k i can hear my dad farting down the stairs

Me just now

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Floccinaucinihilipilification, there's your word of the day

Wrote no dyslexic person ever

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We live in the country the most dangerous thing we have is sheep

A friend in a place at a time

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My drink went cold

Friend: Just go and heat it up in the microwave.

Me: (Holds drink over electric fire)

That's too easy.

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I'm cold so I put gloves on my feet

A friend