Bit of a weird one since you welcome them: Headcanons for the rest of the team overhearing Ruby and her SO are doing something that sounds incredibly nsfw but is actually completely mundane (like twister, weapon maintenance, or something like that.
( Coming right up! This’ll be one of the last RWBY requests for now! )
RWBY
WEISS SCHNEE
Weiss turns red in the face and immediately turns around. She’s very flustered by what she’s heard and she can’t stop thinking about what the two of you could’ve possibly been doing. It isn’t really that she wants to know, it’s more like intrusive thoughts that just won’t stop. She tells the rest of the team to get it off her chest, but she’s totally embarrassed after she’s said something about it. She can’t believe something like this could have her feeling so off.
When she finds out what you guys were actually doing, she feels horrible for telling Blake and Yang. It isn’t like it was really any of her business, right? She decides to keep quiet if she hears anything in the future to avoid feeling as embarrassed as she does now. Besides, it’s better to avoid talking about it at all in general, she feels. She doesn’t want to know what you two do behind closed doors.
BLAKE BELLADONNA
Blake stops in her tracks and listens for a moment before she realizes what she thinks she’s hearing. She can’t believe it. She catches herself listening for a little too long, feeling embarrassed as she walks away in a hurry. She doesn’t tell anybody about hearing it, but she thinks about it the next time she sees you guys together. Wasn’t it a little reckless for you to do something like that where people could hear you? Wait, wasn’t it even more reckless for her to stand there and listen? It wasn’t like she liked it or anything, right?
When she finds out what you were doing, she feels kind of dumb, but otherwise doesn’t really sweat it. It was only natural for her to be a little curious, right? You weren’t even doing anything, so it’s cool. It’s normal anyway... She can’t help thinking about it long after the fact.
YANG XIAO LONG
Yang kind of smirks and walks away. Good on Ruby for getting some, she thinks to herself. She doesn’t say anything about it and she doesn’t think about it in the slightest. It’s just kind of something that happened. She goes about the rest of her day like normal and the thought that something weird was going on doesn’t even cross her mind. She’s happy for you guys.
When she finds out what you were really doing, she kind of just laughs. She teases both of you for making such weird sounds when doing something so normal. She can’t believe you guys are such dorks! In between laughs, she asks if the task at least went well.













