#welcome bb

[letshaikyuu]

Sooo.. I’m new to haikyuu but I’m obsessed for sure. Also new to your account, hello! :) but I got one of my guy friends to watch haikyuu and he really likes it but is horrible at names and keeps calling Hinata Hentai.... just thought I would share... I don’t think he knows what hentai is..rip

Okay, first things first

Hello! I'm so glad you have stumbled upon Haikyuu and trust me, best decision ever. Also, my name is Kat and I'm glad you have come to my 'lovely' blog lol we're all friends here so don't worry a thing ;3

AND ALSO YOUR GUY FRIEND IS SUCH A SWEETHEART AND NEEDS TO BE PROTECTED (and also don't look at me if i start saying Hentai lol)

[gay-renae]

just discovered you b/c i follow the tag "lesbian",,, hohhhh my you're stunning

Awh honey thank you so much. You’re too kind 💕💞💕 I’m so glad you found me!

[diogojotas]

idk who jamal baptiste is but he’s now my new baby and i will hurt anyone who says bad about him

[goldencos]

░ °◖ the town of 𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃𝐄𝐍, 𝐂𝐎 is happy to welcome BENZ! if you could just initial here & here on your lease within the next 8 hours, we can get things rollin’. see you soon ! ↬ KEITH POWERS is now taken.

*golden art museum is now at capacity.

╰ °● ❬ keith powers, 26, he/him ⋯ you’ve gotta be kidding me, is that BENNY ‘BENZ’ WATSON? they’ve been in golden for like, 8 MONTHS now but you’d never be able to tell. i’m pretty sure they work at GOLDEN ART MUSEUM, i always see them there GIVING TOURS WITH AN EMPTY COFFEE CUP IN HIS HAND through the front window. i heard they have a tendency to SEND A “U UP?” TEXT AT 2AM. someone once tried to call them the OLIVIA POPE of golden, which i can see because they’re very CHARMING and CHARISMATIC, but also a little SELFISH. if you ask me they remind me more of the STONER type. anyways, one fact you absolutely need to know about them is that HE KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO EVERY TAYLOR SWIFT SONG.  ⋰ g, mst.

[goldencos]

░ °◖ the town of 𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃𝐄𝐍, 𝐂𝐎 is happy to welcome SKYLAR! if you could just initial here & here on your lease within the next 8 hours, we can get things rollin’. see you soon ! ↬ KRISTA KEEHUS is now taken.

** city kitchen is now at capacity. 

╰ °● ❬ KRISTA KEEHUS, 25, SHE/HER ⋯ you’ve gotta be kidding me, is that SKYLAR BROOKS ? they’ve been in golden for like, 3 MONTHS now but you’d never be able to tell. i’m pretty sure they work at CITY KITCHEN, i always see them there CHATTING WITH CUSTOMERS through the front window. i heard they have a tendency to BE VERY BLUNT. someone once tried to call them the RICK SANCHEZ of golden, which i can see because they’re very LOYAL and PROTECTIVE, but also a little AGGRESSIVE. if you ask me they remind me more of the BAD GIRL type. anyways, one fact you absolutely need to know about them is that she can’t stand the smell of bananas.  ⋰ N, CST.

[goldencos]

░ °◖ the town of 𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃𝐄𝐍, 𝐂𝐎 is happy to welcome ADRIAN! if you could just initial here & here on your lease within the next 8 hours, we can get things rollin’. see you soon ! ↬ DIEGO BARRUECO is now taken.

╰ °● ❬ diego barrueco, 26, he/him ⋯ you’ve gotta be kidding me, is that ADRIAN CIRILO? they’ve been in golden for like, 4 MONTHS now but you’d never be able to tell. i’m pretty sure they work at GOLDEN ART MUSEUM, i always see them there REFILLING THE CLASS SUPPLIES through the front window. i heard they have a tendency to SMOKE HIS CIGARETTES HALFWAY. someone once tried to call them the BILLY LOOMIS of golden, which i can see because they’re very ALTRUISTIC and ENTICING, but also a little CONCEITED. if you ask me they remind me more of the PERSIFLEUR type. anyways, one fact you absolutely need to know about them is that HE CANT SLEEP WITHOUT THE A/C ON.  ⋰ a, mst.

[goldencos]

░ °◖ the town of 𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃𝐄𝐍, 𝐂𝐎 is happy to welcome MORGAN! if you could just initial here & here on your lease within the next 8 hours, we can get things rollin’. see you soon ! ↬ JEON JUNGKOOK is now taken.

** golden pumpkin patch is now at capacity.

╰ °● ❬ JEON JUNGKOOK, 23, HE/HIM ⋯ you’ve gotta be kidding me, is that MORGAN CHAE ? they’ve been in golden for like, TWENTY YEARS now but you’d never be able to tell. i’m pretty sure they work at GOLDEN PUMPKIN PATCH, i always see them there SCARING HAUNTED HOUSE GOERS through the front window. i heard they have a tendency to THINK OUT LOUD. someone once tried to call them the STANLEY BARBER of golden, which i can see because they’re very IMAGINATIVE and DEPENDABLE, but also a little SCATTERBRAINED. if you ask me they remind me more of the BOY NEXT DOOR type. anyways, one fact you absolutely need to know about them is that HE HAS A PET FERRET NAMED SLINKY.  ⋰ bam, est.

[goldencos]

░ °◖ the town of 𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃𝐄𝐍, 𝐂𝐎 is happy to welcome VIDA ! if you could just initial here & here on your lease within the next 8 hours, we can get things rollin’. see you soon ! ↬ MITRA YOSRI is now taken.

╰ °● ❬ MITRA YOSRI, 23, SHE/THEY ⋯ you’ve gotta be kidding me, is that VIDA KHAN? they’ve been in golden for like, FIVE YEARS now but you’d never be able to tell. i’m pretty sure they work at SKATE DAZE, i always see them there REARRANGING SKATES through the front window. i heard they have a tendency to ACT ON IMPULSE. someone once tried to call them the ANNA NICOLE SMITH of golden, which i can see because they’re very CHARISMATIC and FUNNY, but also a little BELLIGERENT. if you ask me they remind me more of the HIPPY type. anyways, one fact you absolutely need to know about them is that SHE COLLECTS COFFEE MUGS. ⋰ k/pst.