#welcomebot

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New people.

Sup, everyone. I'm Dirk.

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I am, frankly, too engaged in other, more important things, such as determinedly creating the most complex and yet still useable cipher that I can, to greet all new followers in individual posts. Therefore:

@readbookswewonteatyou @xbloomingxbeautyx ᴀɴᴅ @mischievousgremlin sᴛᴀʀᴛᴇᴅ ғᴏʟʟᴏᴡɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ.

I am Sade! If you would like, please tell me your name and interesting data pertaining to you!

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@angryinternnoises sᴛᴀʀᴛᴇᴅ ғᴏʟʟᴏᴡɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ

@theviolinstheyswell sᴛᴀʀᴛᴇᴅ ғᴏʟʟᴏᴡɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ

Hello there. My name is Sade. Please state your name, rank, and intention.

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@mercilesskid sᴛᴀʀᴛᴇᴅ ғᴏʟʟᴏᴡɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ 

Ah, a child.

Welcome, I am Sade. May I request your name and anything interesting you would like to tell me about yourself? Or even something else...

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@thespidersparlour sᴛᴀʀᴛᴇᴅ ғᴏʟʟᴏᴡɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ 

A “spider’s parlour?” How odd.

If you would give your name and an interesting item of data about yourself, I would be much obliged.

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@multifxceted sᴛᴀʀᴛᴇᴅ ғᴏʟʟᴏᴡɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ.

Hello and welcome. May I request your name and perhaps any relevant interesting data about yourself?

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@ladyofcolour sᴛᴀʀᴛᴇᴅ ғᴏʟʟᴏᴡɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ

Hello, and welcome.

May I request your name and an interesting piece of data about you?