Why am I doing this?

Dirk Strider rp blog. "I was told to make friends, the internet seemed the way to go."

[samoyd]

@kktxt is a wonderful honorary husband to raise my child with

[kktxt]

CHECK THIS SHIT OUT: 

IT’S A DOG!

[inlovewiththeflames-blog]

I AM HAPPY TO RP PLATONICALLY

Not everything has to be a ship

not every thread has to be lovey dovey.

I want friendships, enemies, family

I want everything real life has.

I don’t just rp for shipping.

I rp for it all.

[fragmentprince-blog]

My photoshop keeps crashing so just imagine that meme of Justin McElroy where he's holing up the paper and written on it is 'I haven't the slightest clue what the fuck Despacito is or why it's a meme and at this point, I'm too afraid to ask'.

[fragmentprince-blog]

Your first magic anon made you a troll. You were too nervous to publish any of the selfies you took in that time. The second one, that you jjst accidently deleted in your shock, sent worse dread through you.

'New Friends! And responsibilities! You're now the proud owner of pets. Not singular, multiple. One is too easy for a capable bro like you.'

Did a Hal alternate send this to fuck with you? A Caliborn? You wouldn't put it past a John or two. A soft thud behind you and you turn in your chair.

A cat, and three glass tanks. The tanks had stuff in them and not just the brightly colored reptiles that are looking at you judgingly.

New friends.

You now own a cat, a large lizard and two smaller ones. Someone hates you and you have a lot of research to do because you have no odea what those reptiles are!

[fragmentprince-blog]

I watch only the first episode of Attack On Titan because the premise in just the first episode seemed utterly ill thought out and just terrible shit happening for the sake of terrible shit happening.

I've made it halway through what is on Netflix and I haven't been proven wrong yet. This whole series just started with the plot getting away from the writers and by episode three, it was just the plot has been murdered and the author is just doing what ever the fuck they want.

[fragmentprince-blog]

I think I'll watch a movie after each day.

Not in game, but in real life. I didn't realize I had been playing this game for almost 24 hours.

I could use a break.

[fragmentprince-blog]

Winter has come at last.

[sketchoodles]

I want this to be a real thing so badly

[consortedprince-moved]

@temporaltyrant

[fragmentprince-blog]

Can you woo the wizard?

[fragmentprince-blog]

I have a system and it's worked so far. I take 15 og what I grow and toss them into the seed maker every harvest, but only no star products.

Then if tje product needs to be replanted, I repeat. It's muvh easier for plants that produce season long but it's working so far. I'm on day 10 of Summer and I've made $30k just selling the high quality stuff.

[vhsmeme]

* interview the muse

‘ do you miss anyone? ’

‘ how are you doing? ’

‘ do you believe in ghosts? ’

‘ what makes you laugh? ’ 

‘ list your top three bands or singers. ’ 

‘ how many blankets do you sleep with? ’

‘ does your name hold any special meaning to you? ’

‘ gum, cake, pie or ice cream? ’

‘ favorite book? ’

‘ are you a good person? ’

‘ describe love. ’

‘ have you ever taken part in an uprising? ‘

‘ favorite song? ’

‘ name a guilty pleasure. ’

‘ the most embarrassing thing that’s happened to you today? ’

‘ tell me one truth and one lie. ’

‘ do you like people? ’

‘ what motivates you? ’

‘ describe the perfect weekend. ’

‘ any pet peeves? ’

‘ do you need a hug? ’

‘ would you like to have kids? ’

‘ do you have any tattoos? ’

‘ classical, oldies, punk, hip hop or country? ’

‘ when was the last time you cried? ’

‘ are you religious? ’

[fragmentprince-blog]

Gonna reiterate: I hate fishing in this game.

[fragmentprince-blog]

I've been playing for ten hours.

I now have 7 dinosaurs, a plethora of seed makers, making sprinklers as fast as my smelter will make the bars and I made it to the bottom of the mines.

All my things are maxed out except fishing... Which is at zero... I don"t like fishing...

[fragmentprince-blog]

Am I supposed to feel bad for not having a dance partner in year one?

Also, I discovered a very useful glitch.

[fragmentprince-blog]

Character: Ew, why are you going through the trash?!

Me: *pulls out a plate of spaghetti* BITCH WJY THE FUCK DID YOU THROW THIS OUT! THIS IS WHY I GO THROUGH THE TRASH! WASTEFUL!!!

[fragmentprince-blog]

I dug up two dinosaur eggs!

I have no clue what this means. Can I hatch tjem like chickens?!

[fragmentprince-blog]

I'm sorry, Aloy, but I discovered the allure of Stardew Valley.

Wait for me.