#welffa

[hmshermitcraft]

Some wels x biffa fluff for the soul?

The two of them know they're opposites in a lot of ways. Wels is from a world of fantasy - knights in shining armour, dragons and castles - whilst Biffa is from a futuristic city - flying cars, robots, buildings taller than the eye can see.

They're both grateful they found each other in Hermitcraft. It was no small miracle.

And, despite their differences, they can sit and polish plates of metal together; silver and red piled together on the table.

[hmshermitcraft]

SCP-2001, object class euclid, nicknamed Biffa, is an sentient, "mentally unstable" robot who behaved like an Englishman has been known for injuring or sometimes even killing researchers in the facility.

After throwing countless D-class personnels at Biffa until he is stable enough to get information about said robot for way too many times, one of the researchers found out that the only way to keep Biffa stable is with another SCP, SCP-115, a set of animated armour who is known for their calming voice which somehow managed to have an effect on the robot. But not that they're complaining.

-Ant

After a while, though, they start to hear Biffa telling his new friend about how terrible humans are, and if there’s one thing they don’t need, it’s ANOTHER killer metal guy.

[hmshermitcraft]

Random headcanon: Wels was instructed to smite the warrior king Biffa, but he misread the instructions and flirted with him instead. Now, Biffa is smitten with him. Oh well, at least he stopped waging war in favor of writing sappy love songs for Wels.

[hmshermitcraft]

Wels needs almost constant reassurance that everything will be okay again considering how much he lost during the apocalypse so any and every time he panics or worries or anything Biffa will just stop to hug him and give him lots of reassuring affection consisting of comforting words and a million kisses and cuddles

Biffa takes on a sort of protector role for Wels. Its almost ironic that he’s protecting his knight in shining armor, but he’d never mock him for it.