i just watched some Meat canyon so uh yah if your not a fan of scary don't watch it will mess you up and i can to count to three was creepy
alright so after watching i thought of this
Merlin is in a meeting and has to bring Douxie along
this happens after the meeting is over
Emperor: that's nice child you got there
Merlin: uhm.... alright then
Emperor: very cute can we trade children, mine is icky and behaves badly
Merlin: No what's the matter with you! i don't want that he made dog noises the whole meeting
Emperor: please man im desperate mine bites my toes in the middle of night, and stares at me ,and keeps pissing on our dog, and, in the dresser too
Emperor :he also touches my hair, but, i see that's not a problem with you who would want to touch that
Merlin: i don't want that child, why don't you enforce discipline
Emperor: i try i do he just throws his pants at me ,and, he licks me
Merlin: i don't know how to fix that, that is helpless and sad
throw the whole child away
Emperor: well im taking your child AND LEAVING THIS SMELLY ONE BEHIND
Merlin : hisirdoux RUN!








