#well good.

[sugden-dingling]

like what does the shirt say? it says i’m a serious, well-groomed businessman-like kind of dude

what does the cardigan say? it says i’m a grandpa and my hips are killing me

what does the the leather jacket say? it says i’m cool, i’m hip, possibly a bit grungy and Bad

and what does robert sugden do???? he wears ALL THREE... AT THE SAME TIME!!!

[intothespiderbottom]

i randomly sent that infographic about how to save a dog when it's choking to my uncle because he has a dog and later when i visited them the twins (10 yr old boys) were like "why did you send us a pic of a choking dog?" kwkdjeosjxskncenndj

[riotbadgrrr]

I'm seeing @deathsy tomorrow omg how good is that.

[petite-ursus]

So, I was going through the log at work and I notice that a couple of batteries have a youtube link in their comment section. Curious, I expand the first one to see who logged it in-- it was my mom. Ok, I think maybe it's some kind of video an engineer made to demonstrate something, which has never happened but would be kind of neat. So I click the link. Livin La Vida Loca by Ricky Martin.

[batpup]

[shannonaccidentally]

You know what I don't get?

You say you’re sick of all the “immature little kid bullshit” but you find it necessary to completely diss on me for liking a band. You know it’d be totally different if you were just like, “Oh, Shannon. You like Sleeping With Sirens.. eh I’m not the biggest fan.’

Oh but that’d be to ‘immature’ so, you decide to point out how many Sleeping With Sirens shirts I have then proceed to tell me that Kellin Quinn’s voice makes you want to crawl in a corner and cut yourself, ya’ know because that’s mature, right?

You also say that one of my friends is immature because we don’t want to hear your nasty sex stories? No, what’s immature is that you tell people about all the sex you have and how you have it. You got pissed because some girl started dating a guy and she apparently ‘took your dick away’..

Honestly if anyone has some growing up to do.. it’s you. Hopefully you mature quickly because “I’m tired of this immature little kid bullshit”.

[desperate-auto-blog]

The constant use of the southern blend of "would" convinces me to think he/she is definitely someone I know.  Noted. "Most Least Likely" also caught my attention. This an acute error, definitely not the error of a grammar nazi. Or maybe she/he's just under the stress of dealing with someone they have these feelings for. Maybe the good grammar is trying to pry into my weakness for a proper intellectual. Regardless, it's working. (For the most part.) Maybe smooth grammar is unlike this person, or maybe it's possibly a throw off. Moving on.