#well shit-

[zofi-persson-quotes]

Second: the best revenge is kindness.

Dark: or murder.

Second: ... Yeah, that too-

[rainbowdrop]

Trying to keep me Sane #3

Chapter 2 -

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"Oh wow, how exciting! I found a fan just as big of the bat as myself!"

Tim was pretty sure now that this was indeed a bad idea- who let him do these things in the first place!? (Oh yeah- there wasn't a who that was close enough to him-) He is pretty sure that until Barbara he was pretty lucky to never find himself up with the joker... Just right until now when he just makes HIMSELF meet the Joker... He tried to remember the little plan he had sketched out, but it was pretty useless once he realized the only thing he could focus on was the Joker face and how his smile got bigger and bigger (how is that even possible?!?) the longer he stays silent...

"Oh, HoHo-! What a funny sight! Where you really out in these dangerous streets without the thought of meeting me?" Tim realizes how close the Joker got once he steps back a bit as he was still taunting Tim "kids these days! You would think someone would watch over them!" Joker taunt as he twirls exaggerated stepping back while also not far enough if Tim decided to leave(wish is a little late to do so-) while keeping Tim at sight "Is there anybody waiting for a little bird to arrive at his nest ?" He ask as if knowing the answer.

Tim gulped as he tried to make his hands to stop shaking without much success... He really just wanted to bolt and hope to scape- but it was to late- and- and mother says that a Drake doesn't give up easily- a Drake always fulfill theirs plans- and- and this is no exception-! Still in fear he looks directly at Joker his voice shaky but that's just a plus in this scenario- let the enemy think he it's smarter than you, that he is in control- Tim could do it- "I-I... I can handle myself just f-fine-!"

The Joker laught to that while he approached Tim "oh- what a joke! What a joke! I have seen better chances of surviving in a rat! They tend to run away for me after all! "He stops just a mere meter away from Tim, he could easily reach him- "So why, oh why are you here? If there's a little kid in the middle of the night near batman I would think of a pretty red bird, not- whoever you are! So entertain me little bird who are you?" The joker finally looked at him, seeing his cover face where only the part of his eyes could be seen (thank GOD the contact lenses)

"I-I- I am nobody-! P-please just-" *sniff*

As Tim scrubbed his face he couldn't believe how real it all fell when he was planning he thought he knew what he was getting himself into but this feels different- her- yet he was still there-

"Just leave me alone- I-I- promise not to tell anyone you are still here..." He took another step back when his feet felt the void as he reached the end of the building.

"Ohhh... Birdy bird as I see you, you don't look from anywhere from here" Joker took another step "and as you know I don't simply let the fun slip away from me!" "So let me ask again and I should recommend that you answer because I have been very nice to you until now, why are you here Birdy?"

Tim gulped- he- he just needed to act plan D#8 easy enough "I just- l-like to take wildlife p-photos J-Joker- S-Sir-..." He says as he maneuvers with the strips of his backpack

Joker giggles wildly as he looks Tim up and down "uh huhuh really tiny boy? And that wildlife could be the big bat and his lil Robin of a company? Because I saw something funny when I arrived here a silly boy with his too little camera looking up and down for something until the bad bat arrived and suddenly you were gone then they were flying to my little distractions and boom you came again, little weird don't you think?"

Well that was- exactly what he wanted the Joker to see- so hurray... I guess

"I- umm m-maybe..?"

"Oh what a joy what a joy!" The Joker clapped I'm excited "I wouldn't have guessed this little change of plans! What a fun what a fun we will have! I can already see the bat face oh- but oh what I would do- I can't just kill you- mhh I mean I could but that would leave the joke well standing.. mhhh" The Joker made an exaggerated thinking face as he wanders thought the rooftop.

... Need to go for the ramification D#8.14 "I-I- don't want to die- pl-please i-i would do anything- i-i don't want to d-die- I-I could...." He looked everywhere nervously "I could.. help you-!" He practically yells desperately for an answer as he make his body hide again as if realization of what he just said was a big mistake and he cover his mouth shut

That stopped Joker as the smile turns to a grin "oh-? Little bird seems to compete with me about who is the crazy one... Not any sane person out there would propose that type of thing-!"

Tim just looked where he put the camera and then somewhere near the Joker face- please- please just get the hint he needed to seem useful and more intelligent than normal without making Joker feel stupid- (his parents didn't like that either- so at least he knew how to fake that-)

The Joker looked at the backpack again and thought about it "well... Non same person would follow the bats, after all, there's crazy people out there!" He says as he points at himself "mhh I guess a surprise baby shower could work on the Bats- *giggles* you know like It's a boy! We could even like, tell them abouth the stalk you made on him- that could freak the Bat out knowing he let a lil bird fall into my two hands... Knowing he was just near to reach if he just oh was more vigilant- *a pause* "and he makes himself gets called a vigilante" *another fit of giggles*

"oh anyway yeah it could work out only if..." He focused on Tim once again looking him up and down as he got closer to him "you don't look from the streets below, clothes to clean, fits that fit- that camarita of yours and you look prepared to go out... With that bag of yours" Joker said as if thinking out loud.

Tim hoped he was getting to the conclusions he forced upon himself, he hoped he looked like a kid from a good place but not too good, that he looked like a kid without much supervision but enought to have the things he have, the plan was for the Joker to think that if he took Tim he would be able to stay with him for a while before being notice and when that happened that Batman would search for him and around that time he will accomplish whatever Joker wanted for Tim to make Batman hurt. He just needed this to work if not he would just be another victim of Joker- who couldnt accomplish anhthing- just a sad kid with a sad life that didnt accomplished nothing- and was found dead smiling in a dark alley as tons of tons of people have something that will just turn in a number a statistics someone-

"Oh yes, oh yes you could be perfect-! I can already see it, feel it, imagine-!" he hug Tim by the shoulder pointing to the sky as if presenting the brand new thing "we couldd be a crazy duo, o w3ll trio we cant forget about Harley can we? Oh, this will be the biggest joke of Gotham" Joker said as he hug Tim tighter to his side "come on lil bird we need to start now! That type lf joke will take a while, the other things will have to wait!

After Joker finished saying that he felt a poke in his neck, and as everything became blurry and the sound became distant, he could only focus on the smirk of the Joker and wish his plan would work out...

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Soo.... I am not much of a text person? I just write from time to time and usually just short things- so i wont be able to write this constantly... sorry

[bhaalsdeepbat]

thinking about astarion not needing to sleep so he just stays up all night in the room he shares with durge doing weird fucking shit. like absolute horror hours and durge just not even fazed. they just instantly roll over and go back to sleep all "yep checks out"

like durge just wakes up in the middle of the night to roll over and he has accidentally just dropped a knife and caught it through his palm and is quietly taking the knife out.

another time, they wake up to him casually standing on the ceiling while throwing knives at a photo of whoever pissed him off most recently.

durge waking up bc they rolled onto a knitting needle and they just see Astarion obsessively counting his chains while knitting. durge is unaware that astarion joined a local group of grandmas who do needlework so he could hear about all the gossip in town.

astarion FURIOUSLY penning a strongly worded letter to the city council about the children being too loud during the day when their beloved is trying to sleep. durge does not convince him to not send it.

the sound of pages being ripped out of a book REPEATEDLY wakes durge up. they just look up and see Astarion with the angriest look on his face and they just go tf back to sleep bc fuck this. the next day they find out it was just a really fucking bad book and Astarion was personally offended by it.

counting coins. the clinking fills durge's nightmares like a ticking clock as he tosses the coins from one bag to another. counting. the entire time durge sleeps.

waking up to astarion's eyes reflecting like an animal caught on a nature trail cam, except there ARE in fact several other eyes in the room because the vampire spawn are freaks that sometimes still break into their house in the middle of the night, durge just didn't realize until that night, that they were in fact breaking into their house in the middle of random nights durge slept at night rather than during the day.

[not-yet-asleep]

When ur obsession with an actor (David Tennant) spirals so far that your friend, who doesn't know a single actor, now recognizes that actor (David Tennant) within seconds

[jujuyii]

realizing that i actually have to write stuff to get followers, interactions and feedback🧍🏾‍♀️

[elle-smells]

😳....so I forgot about the lesbians and the fact that I'm watching this in my homophobic grandparents bedroom with them-

[jinxsmandalorianmalewife]

So apparently someone thought it was a good idea to move Annabelle…..yes the demon doll and now it’s missing in New Orleans…..after the building it was in was set on fire.

[snnynaturalarch]

what  part  of  this  haunted  house  are  you?

the windows Tell me, do you look inwards or out? You’re a dreamer who feels just a little too much about things just a little too out of reach. There’s a longing trapped inside of you, to be a part of the nature that you look over every day, and you resent the way people look through you with that same longing. They don’t get it. You watch them in the garden, see them get absorbed into nature little by little. They don’t feel it as strongly as you do. Still, when a new tenant moves in, a baby with them this time, you have to look inside as the house moves to absorb them before nature can. It hurts what remains of your heart, your still beating heart that feels just a little too much.

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