Apr 2, 2018
Siri, show me an idea so terrible it could rip a hole in the space-time continuum just by the sheer magnitude of its awfulness, please
#Daily Mail#Bonus update#Dating#Toffee#Privately educated#Toffs#Thank God#Someone thinking about the toffs#Truly the marginalised victims in this cruel modern world#An idea so brain-meltingly awful#It makes going at your eyes with the business end of a dessert spoon look appealing#App#Social calendar#Henley Regatta#Henry Cavill#Georgia Toffolo#Made in Chelsea#You know how Star Trek was pitched as Wagon Train to the stars?#Well this?#It’s like Tinder#But for wankers












