Jan 6, 2021
in collaboration with the SUCS and @whereswellie
Editor’s Note: The SUSC would like to clarify that SU is on great working terms with the kingdom of Genovia and is in no way “beefing” as internet users have suggested. Wellie is a beloved mascot with an often endearingly inscrutable sense of humor, and the declaration that Wellie intends to “warp pipe over there and eat that shiny himbo Chris Pine” is defamation of mascot and will be met with a cease and desist should it continue. Please, I need this position on my resume.