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Wednesday “I wore the snood, I take the murder board down, I solve the mystery, I keep you safe! What did I do wrong!” Addams

And Enid “SOLVING A MURDER ISNT A DATE, ESPECIALLY IF YOU BRING A BOY” Sinclair

Yoko, sitting down next to Enid randomly: I think I get it now. You and Wednesday work because you’re both crazy and obsessive

Enid: What? Where the hell did that come from. I am not crazy or obsessive.

Yoko: …how many wallpapers do you have of Wednesday?

Enid: Ninety two and there aren’t enough hours in the morning to appreciate them.

Yoko: And how long have you two been dating?

Enid: One hundred sixty eight days and six hours—and…*checks her phone* nine seconds

Yoko: And what time did you first meet?

Enid: Eight thirty two am on Monday morning.

Yoko: And when is my birthday

Enid: …aren’t you dead why does that matter.

I like to imagine Yoko and Enid’s conversations go like this

Yoko: Sweetums “Howdy, roomie” is not flirting

Enid: It totally is, I’m being subtle!

Yoko: Not with lesbians, they don’t understand what that means. Are you a cowboy? Are you interested? Are you about to rob me?

Enid: WHO WOULD THINK ANY OF THAT

Enid: *speeding up to Wednesday* Howdy, rommie!

Wednesday: *putting up her guard*

Enid: Uh…

Wednesday: Sorry, I thought you were trying to rob me.

Xavier: Validate me.

Wednesday: *sends him to jail*

Tyler: Validate me

Wednesday: *tortures him*

Enid: Validate me :D

Wednesday: …Well if I fucking have to.

Saw this and its giving me Enid defending her serial killer wife until the very end

If they don’t give me a scene where everyone is scared of Enid but Wednesday in s2 after she defeated the Hyde I’m going to put myself in a casket

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