Romantic Kyle/Wendy plz?
Kyle and Wendy would be a top notch couple. The only issue I can see with them is they might suffer from the “we’re too similar to date” problem. They have way more in common than they have in differences. Their passion for their beliefs, their approaches to social justice issues, their inability to admit their wrong, their hatred of Cartman and affection for Stan, their intellectual and inquisitive minds, the way they both embrace the gendered stereotype’s for their respective genders, the impatience they share for Stan’s emotional issues, their tenancies to resort to murderous extremes when jilted, their petty obsessions with wanting to be attractive to others, their ability to thrive in adversity...
Honestly, I had to stop myself because this post would become far too long if I listed every similarity between Kyle and Wendy. I think those similarities are exactly what would make them a formidable couple who are really able to understand one another. However dating one another might be something of an echo chamber which doesn’t allow either of them to grow or change. Or they might see the traits they share within one another and choose to change of their own volition. Sometimes it takes seeing how petty you truly are by watching someone else do exactly what you would do to snap you out of a bad habit.
It’s a coin toss as to whether the pair would weather these odds, but I think if they made it work Kyle and Wendy would be an amazing couple.
Miscellaneous shenanigans they enjoy:
Kyle writes her terrible poetry, she knows its terrible but she just likes that he thinks about her that much
When one of them gets really hyped up about something that enrages them, the other makes tea to soothe their throat because by the end of the rant it’ll be necessary
Wendy likes to cuddle up next to him. She takes advantage of all the cuddle time she missed out on because of Stan’s intimacy issues
Kyle loves to shower her in the sappiest of romantic tropes
Kyle loves watching her eyes light up with passion when she’s fired up
Wendy likes listening to Kyle’s rants and often tells him that she loves the way he thinks
They get into their own little world a lot, bantering or debating or just chatting about whatever and the world around them falls away entirely