#were!world

[matttheratking]

Were!world: the lyric "foxes hunt the hounds" actually has a story about it. Pete and Hayley had been mucking around one day, just play fighting but then Pete accidentally knocks over a vase and Hayley splashed with water. Then all you hear is scared yelps as Pete runs around the he house with his tail between his legs as the faster and now viciously angry fox chasing him and snapping her teeth at him.

I thought this was going to be some sweet metaphor to their romance like how Hayley pursued Pete in the relationship but no that is so much better

[matttheratking]

Oh my God, but imagine if you worked for FOB and didn't really have control over when you turned into a hedgehog and because you're so tiny and nobody wanted to lose track of you, it became Marcus's job to carry you around until you turned back. And it got to a point where you became so comfortable with it that you'd just chill on his shoulder while he worked.

FANNYPACKCAN I BE IN THE FANNY PACK

[matttheratking]

Were!World: "Kenny, there's nothing out there. Why do you want to stop the bus?" "I know, I know, Spence... But the grass looks /really/ soft."

"Dude we're gonna be late to the venue-""I know but. .. just like five minutes?"Five turn into fifteen minutes of Kenny just laying arms spread on his back, not even shifting, just chilling with a satisfied smile on his face.

[matttheratking]

Kennys so happy when he's allowed to run around free as a bison. He just quickly lumbers around a field and bellows happily every so often and would then walk back over to brendon who would be standing there watching and smiling and he would just nudge him happily.

And Brendon laughs and pushes at Kenny's nose and there's this playful back-and-forth which ends in Kenny knocking Brendon over before bounding away and Brendon gets up and chases him calling out about he's gonna make Kenny into a burger

[matttheratking]

"What's your favorite animal?" A fan asks, and Dallon smiles dreamily at Spencer. "I like goldfish." He says, fully aware of how fucking stupid he sounds.

And they look  at him like really dude and Spencer has gone a little red and there's a moment of them staring at each other before Spencer punches Dallon on the arm and Dallon pouts as Spencer goes back to signing things with a bright blush

[matttheratking]

Gabe loves being carried around on people's shoulders when he's in his were form. And people always freak out cause it's a fucking COBRA

Victoria especially enjoys carrying him because it ups her image of true badass-ery to have a fucking venomous snake chillin round her neck. Until of course Gabe tries to slither into her boobs or suddenly shifts back and crushes her.

[falloutjerks]

ok so after watching that video of Kenny just like imagine Bison!Kenny tryin to play the fucking piano and smashing keys with his hooves I'm dying

OMFG NO hahaha And Brendon decides to investigate the source of the awful smashing noises and stops dead in his tracks, trying to hold in his laughter, when he sees a very angry bison glaring at a pile of wood, strings and keys that used to be a piano.