#pitbull!pete

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Were!world: the lyric "foxes hunt the hounds" actually has a story about it. Pete and Hayley had been mucking around one day, just play fighting but then Pete accidentally knocks over a vase and Hayley splashed with water. Then all you hear is scared yelps as Pete runs around the he house with his tail between his legs as the faster and now viciously angry fox chasing him and snapping her teeth at him.

I thought this was going to be some sweet metaphor to their romance like how Hayley pursued Pete in the relationship but no that is so much better

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Could you imagine a pit bull and cobra hanging out with each other?

YES OMG like Patrick walks onto his bus and he sees Pit!Pete batting at something and he gets closer and realizes IT'S A FUCKING SNAKE and Patrick's like HOLY SHIT AND GOES TO CALL LIKE ANIMAL CONTROL AND A VERY SUDDENLY THERE NAKED GABE LIKE GRABS HIM AND HISSES "No bro chill it's just me" and Patrick's like FUCKIN HELL

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I think I just fell over at the 'knotting' bit oh my god. I can just imagine those looks of horror

Pete and Joe look at each other then can't look each other in the eye for a week

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Sorry all I keep thinking about is this big black pit bull wondering around a venue with a little tiny brown French bulldog and they just keep sniffing peoples butts

That is so amazing and enough people know it's them so they're just like JFC guys go away and Pete n Joe think they're fucking hilarious gawd and Patrick's like don't make me get the leashes I swear I will

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Patrick thinks it's funny to blackmail Joe and Pete with videos of them snacking on peanut butter. Just a 30 second video of the both of them smacking their lips and Patrick giggling in the background

The worst part is sometimes they aren't even in their dog form

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Joe and Pete actually met during the full moon when they both got picked up by the pound and were put into the same kennel where they accidentally woke up tangled together and Joe is a blushing stuttering mess which Pete think is kinda adorable and they're kinda attached at the hip afterwards

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ok but Weres are not uncommon but not too usual either like maybe 1 in 5 so some like to hide their Were tendencies while others are like FUCK IT and shift whenever like Pete is just like WOOP CHECK IT OUT IMMA FUCKING PIT BULL