#were weird

[its-called-crying-lighting]

I wonder how long this has been hidden from humanity?

It shall be forgotten no longer....

And there is no doubt in my mind as to who that is.

Poor soul looks like he's being forced at gunpoint.

What kinda deranged fanfic is this?

[darealsaltysam]

SCP-035: no hear me out HEAR ME OUT

SCP-035: if IM a virgin, and the ritual requires THE BLOOD OF A VIRGIN, cant i use MY OWN BLOOD?!

SCP-079: but what if the virgin has to die in the process??? will you kill yourself??? then what was the ritual even for???

SCP-049: can the two of you just please SHUT THE HELL UP

[synfulwitchcraft]

The Toothwitch

My littlest lost her first tooth today... and it seems a fitting time to mention that in this house a witch takes the kids' teeth.

The witch is mommy.

They know I take them... and that I keep them for protection spells, dream spells, and other positive magic for their benefit.

I pay them well, as any self respecting witch should pay donating humans for their unneeded body parts. ♡

[channoticedmeuwu]

how to feel about *

[readingwriter92]

Love going in to a test feeling good and then immediately feeling like shit afterwards

[cheereio]

The other day my friend and I were talking about something and then we just started banging our fists on the table and chanting “stitch is gay. stitch is gay. stiTCH IS GAY. STITCH IS GAY.”

[yackersunited-blog]

it was regretted...-sam

[autistic-council-spectre]

why do ppl always write alien(usually turian?) fams as super Strict and Boring all the time when u could mess around a lot and have Wacky Family Stories. like having stories about that one time ur uncle got arrested for growing marijuana and was caught bc he played classical music 2 his plants. or ur grandpa who went down 2 Mexico 2 buy ladies of the night. and that one realtive who brings pot brownies but doesnt label them so its like mmm do i try these or nah. like im not saying u Cant but also variety is fun