#werecatpocalypse

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@galdramaour from [here]

Even if those feathers were tied up very neatly and nicely, even if they were quickly swept behind the big old bird man and out of the way, Worth felt an almost primal need to put his little paws on them. Oh god....

Being snapped at made him really wish he could give people the middle finger in this form though. It diverted his attention enough to glance up at those offending fingers, before padding over and putting a front paw on the bird's leg. He stretched up and reached that other paw up to bat at the hand that snapped at him.

He would touch SOME PART of this bird.

[sugarcoatedmechanic]

@luximperator replied to your post ““I got glasses, now I bet I’m going to turn back...”:

"That would just be like magic, huh? Reversing the moment you get used to it." - Lux

"....yes, it would be so...typical. And horrible. I love...being made of meat. It's so good...to not be a machine. I would be so sad if I turned back into a robot."

Staring up at the sky. DO YOU HEAR HIM, GOD? HE WOULD HATE IT!

"...Devastated."

[werecatastrophe]

"BOO!" Have a pumpkin man scarecrow appear at your window, Lark. For a second he hadn't been moving, as if he'd always been there in Devang's yard like a regular ass scarecrow, but now he's moving and making himself a problem. Like pressing his face against the glass. "Roka said you can make me into a cat. Do it. Maybe she'll hate you less."

Lark's window is upstairs, so either this fucker climbed the wall to find him, or he's lurking outside the living room or kitchen window or something. Either way, Lark leapt clear out of his skin, and nearly called for Devang...but nah, okay, a friend of Röka. He deflated slightly, and opened the window. Okay, clamber in, you weirdo.

"I...doubt that." Changing things with Röka didn't seem to be something that could be transactionally accomplished. He suspected it would...take something else. Something else. Didn't know what.

But furthermore... "Uh. I did that..by accident. In my sleep." Lark rubbed his cheek and grimaced. "I don't even know if I can turn people back, yet. You want t'fuckin'...join th'potential permanent hoard of cat people?"

Then he stopped, and pursed his lips. "...don' catch th'house on fire." Like, he can treat you normal, but...only SO normal.

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@disasterghaster continued from [here]

Those traps were definitely uninstalled and Worth would have been able to come right up to her purpled-out windows and throw pebbles at them-- except for the fact that he'd gotten a little distracted.

He'd actually been ONE HIS WAY to her house but had seen a weird shifty ripple in the air somewhere past the bus station. Somewhere back in a cove of trees...

And of course he'd just HAD to go check it out.

So even though she didn't immediately text him back, he would end up texting her again in about 15 minutes.

[txt] okay so the next text was supposed to be from your yard hee hee hoo hoo haha real funny i know but i got a little distracted sorry its gonna be a minute

[txt] found one of those portals i think

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@voxtekcrown continued from [here]

No, Worth hadn't become a sinner yet but he was still ready to bother Vox a little bit. He shrugged and inspected a few of his own claws.

"Oh no, they're fine, they're good an' all, it's like-- Lots of screamin', can't go wrong with that. But I like what I like, an' I don't mind askin' for it."

The audacity...

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HI SO ANYWAY TIME TO FEAST YOUR EYES

UPON CAT WORTH AGAIN

this time i commissioned EN (@s3izures-studio) who did SUCH A LOVELY JOB and i honestly havent been able to stop looking at him since i got it oH MY GOD jesus christ

in love with his fluffiness and his ears goodness gracious........

IF YOUD LIKE to check out en's other stuff, it has a cool site right [HERE]

BONUS PICS UNDER THE CUT!!!

i had told en that the white outline kind of looks like someone cut out his picture and pasted it in a burn book and wrote "dumb bitch" underneath

so it made this lovely edit inspired by that~

bonus doodle it did where worth is a stinky gremlin cat

he smells like beeeeeeeeef

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@werecatastrophe continued from [here]

It didn't bother Worth too much when Lark didn't immediately text back this time. He'd gone through the other man being upset before, and knew by now that silence didn't necessarily mean divorce papers were being drawn up. Plus, that was a pretty long ass text he'd sent and he just assumed that Lark was trying to figure out what to say. Or how to say it. Or something.

Either way, he was pretty wiped out emotionally just from the sending of it, and this time the lack of a response felt like a little break from having to think about it. He spent that time making himself a grilled cheese, grabbing a beer, and being a couch potato in front of the TV. Trying to forget.

So when he opened his front door and saw Lark actually standing there, it took his brain a good couple moments to catch up. Until then he just blinked in confusion at him with a dazed look on his face.

"Birdie? Uh-- Hey!" He managed a smile as his heart took over for his overloaded mind, and reminded him that he liked the sight of his boyfriend no matter what.

He wasn't exactly ready for a "visit" though. The fur around his collar hadn't been brushed since yesterday and stuck out in weird directions, his coat was off since it was a little too warm, and the shirt that he did have on had a ketchup stain on it. He probably smelled a little too strongly of alcohol.

And/or cheese.

He glanced down at the grocery bag in Lark's hands. "...Ya bring me somethin'?" Maybe it was informational brochures on pool safety.

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@elxgantcaptain continued from [here]

He'd promised Devang to not go through anymore random portals in the middle of nowhere, and he really hadn't this time! This time he'd just stepped through a very official looking gate with some very official looking coordinates, texted to him by a very official drug dealer who'd been hyping up a "tropical paradise you'll NEVER forget" to help make up for the fact that his last shipment had been a little light.

Well? It was tropical alright.

He wasn't sure of the "paradise" part yet. The commotion of canons booming somewhere far off the coast had caught his attention immediately, and he'd been watching since then. Out of the way of the pounding surf and lounging in the shade of a palm tree, arms around his knees and just staring like it was a car crash in slow motion.

He'd never seen a real ship battle before.

But when he saw someone making their way to shore, he scrambled to his feet. Made his way down to where the lucky man had crawled up out of the sea, pack slung over one shoulder and ready to ask--

"Woah! Hey! Okay!" He jumped right back a couple steps, ears swivelling to the sides and patchy fur puffing up a little bit, holding up a hand between them. "I come in peace! 'Er... Me matey!"

The guy looked like a pirate, so have a vaguely Australian cat man try to imitate how he thought one talked! At least for a few words, then he devolved back into his regular pattern of speech.

"Yanno, I'm a doctor. An' I can pretty safely say that yer not s'possed to have wood in ya! At all. Didja know that?"

Which wasn't much better.