#weschel

[xoxo-elites]

Are you not surprised that Queen of the Boring is back with King of the Whores?

Did they ever really break up? -xoxo

[xoxo-elites]

Did R.B. leave W.M for his small asian dick finally?

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w.m seems more than a little jealous about r.b and j.s.j

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Could W.M. and R.B. get any more boring and domestic? Please tell me their is a flaw in their happiness?

Not everything is as happy as it seems. Keep that in mind anon. I for one think they won't last much longer-xoxo

[newyorkselite-blog]

Hey Upper East Siders, Gossip Girl Here!

It's been a few hours and no one has done anything to impress me. I though I made myself clear last night. I make you relevant. Without me you are nothing. So let's start shall we. 

R.B. Since you're my favorite let's start with you. Or your mother. You know the one that doesn't like you. The one that gave you up for a few million. I do hope she's reading this. Maybe then you'll loose those five pounds you seemed to have gained. You're a dancer are you not? I though they were supposed to be thin. And all this 'talent' you say you have? I don't see it. You say you're Queen? I don't see that either. But who will take over your spot? We all know S.L can't, her skirt is just a bit too tight. And Q.F? Too nice, even if she tried she never was Queen. 

I wonder if a few more words from your mother will send you back into the crazy house. You were more entertaining when you were locked up. Or will W.M cheating on you again finally break you? Let's just say either way I can't wait until you join M.W in the crazy place. You'll do anything for him don't you. Even stepping where you said you would never go. Again, not a Queen. But until I find your replacement you can stay where you are. 

Now... who's next? 

You Know You Love Me, 

xoxo- Gossip Girl

[newyorkselite-blog]

R.B is dating W.M. Finally.

You sound happy about this anon. I will now go and change my relationship list. 

- xoxo

[abossycontrolfreak]

LET'S DO THE ASK THING EVEN THOUGH WE TALK A LOT AND YOU PROBABLY ALREADY KNOW MOST OF THIS STUFF!! Kimberly Marie Zerner, changes but usually something close to purple, ship that you know: Weschel. other ships: Nirial (Niall/Irial from Melissa Marr's Wicked Lovely I CRY EVERY TIME I THINK ABOUT THEM IT'S SO BAD), vanilla or mint choc-chip, two dogs (mya's the little one, sonny's the big cuddly one), Gryffindor, ur welcome :P (now i'm crying bc I started thinking about that fucking ship ugh)

I could make you cry about Weschel to make up for it?

But actually it’s probably going to end up as fluff…

Wes is six and Rachel is five and they are eating icecream in the park. Neither of them are tall enough for their feet to touch the ground, so Wes’s brown lace ups and Rachel’s black sandals are swinging in mid air (in time, of course. They’re singing the song from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang that they had watched at Rachel’s house the previous week). They both have icecreams too. Wes’s is vanilla but Rachel’s favourite is mint choc chip. (Wes doesn’t like mint choc chip. He doesn’t like the mixed flavours thing - nice and plain and simple is his way of doing thing. Although he does think that mint choc chip suits Rachel. It’s a bit special and different, but weird at the same time). 

So they’re sitting there on the bench, singing the song (the one about the car), eating their ice creams, and watching two dogs play in the part. There’s one big one and one little one, and the little one is chasing the big one. It’s lots of fun, but it’s not so much fun when the big dog leaps onto their laps to get away from the little one, and both their ice creams fall on the ground.

Rachel starts crying - she’d barely eaten any of her ice cream and she only gets it once a fortnight. And the dog had bit muddy paws and there’s a mark on her skirt and it was her favourite! Wes is a little upset too, but he is six and the oldest and therefore he must fix things. But he doesn’t have any money to buy another ice cream, and he doesn’t know how to clean the mark off Rachel’s skirt. So he does what his Mummy does for him. He gives Rachel a hug, and gives her a kiss on the forehead and tells her everything will be okay.

And it will be. Because they are Wes and Rachel, friends forever. And no silly dogs or ruined ice creams can change that. 

[newyorkselite-blog]

Hey Gossip Girl Here,

Hypocrite: a person who pretends to have virtues, moral or religious beliefs,

principles, etc.,that he or she does not actually possess, especially a person 

whose actions belie stated beliefs.

Did you really think I would keep this a secret R.B. It's just so much fun to tell everyone all of your dirty little secrets. Yes everyone. The girl who always said would never cheat. The girl who was cheated on. R.B was spotted with W.M this weekend. And it certainly was not a friendly meeting. I would show some pictures but they are rather explicit. 

Congratulations R.B you have successfully broken yet another boy. 

Just another reminder that your Queen Bee isn't as perfect as she may want you to believe. 

You Know You Love Me, 

xoxo- Gossip Girl