Dating Wes Johnson Would Include...
Wes would ask you out in the most adorable, smiley way
Your first date would either be like a nice restaurant or a casual coffee date
Lots of stealing glances at each other, even especially before you got together
PDA all day, every day
Those hugs where he picks you up and spins you around, even if you’re tall
Lots of hand holding
Lots of quick kisses
Lots of playing with hair absentmindedly
Lots of “I’ll miss you!” even if you’re just going to go to the bathroom
He likes to brag about you.
A lot.
That’s his go-to topic in conversations.
Baking! Dates! All! The! Time!
I feel like he wouldn’t get jealous easily, he’s a really trusting boyfriend
But if he does...
Yeah, if you’re talking to a guy who’s flirting with you, Wes will just cut you off with a kiss
Which Lasercorn and Flitz make fun of a lot
“MWAH MWAH Y/N GUES WHO WE ARE” “Wow, you guys... great impression of Wes. Note the sarcasm.”
If you weren’t into them before, dating Wes would get you sO INTO WEAPONS AND STUFF
The first “I love you” was super romantic
Just kidding, you had just put your finger in cupcake frosting and dabbed it on his nose, and he just laughed and said, “Damn, I love you, Y/N.”
The fans absolutely LOVE your relationship
They shipped it since day one
Jesus Christ, shopping together would be a nightmare
It would go back and forth between “CUPCAKES!” “COOKIES!” “SUGAR!” and “Wes, we need stuff for a salad.” “How about kale?” Or something lmao
I feel like when Wes fights, you’d expect it to be super explosive, but it wouldn’t
His voice would just get all shaky and sad
And do that thing where it cracks before he starts to cry
Your fights would just be quiet and sad
And both of you would just kiss and make up eventually
Honestly though, all in all, your relationship is such goals to everyone
Even Mari and Peter