#westviewnat

[wolferine]

beefy, i love u

strangle me now pls <3

— ur never gonna guess who this is 😌✨😵‍💫🧍🏻‍♀️😌💫 (if you try to guess ur gonna be wrong :P)

The way I opened this thinking it was gonna be a request— 😔

[wolferine]

hi beefy

it’s 2 am and i cannot sleep so i’m sending a beefy appreciation note in ur inbox 😁

— doing a thousand pushups so i can fall asleep faster (i have a 9 hour shift tmr kms)

💪💪💪 Sending beef to help you through your day!

[nameforthemain]

beef ting waggywagwagwagwaggywag wag wan bunda bunda sunda runda cunda bunda bunda fam beef beef ting ting manz not hot england is my city big ting shaq ting waggy leng peng mr central mr cee how can i be homosexual when i am gay peng teng leng peng fam beef ting

hi, i missed u <3

— not westview (i came onto social media JUST to do this)

wagwan bruv, sapnin?

I missed you too <33 my asks were startlingly devoid of roadman slang 😭

[nameforthemain]

WAGWAN PENG LENG BESTIE FAM! bestie ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I ALREADy sENT U A MESSAGE PRIVATELY BUT IT DOESNT MATTER BC I LOVE U SM AND YOU DESERVE ALL THE BEST <333

you and i alike had exams on our birthday (so blegh, but yk what one day it’ll be okay bc we’re gonna come up w floaty trains and the rest of the world will bow down to literally only u sjfkdkf bc #womeninstem (put it in green bc kelly green <33) but like im not smart enough so u can get all the credit :))!!!) BUT ITS OKAY BC UR ALMOST DONE AND IM SO PROUD!

im still working on my roadman slang but for now i’ll say it in (relatively normal) english: I LOVE U BEEF TING fhsjfkdkfkfkgk UR THE GREATEST IM SO HAPPY I CAN CALL U A FRIEND <3333 HAPPY BIRTHDAY AGAIN! i still have mouth pains and you don’t drink but <33333333333 know if i wasnt grieving the loss of my two bottom wisdom teeth, i’d celebrate w drinks for u (and even try a tactical chunder)! 😎😎😎 LIVE IT UP BESTIE ILY (maybe in two weeks i’ll get smashed just for u <33)

ps. if you find me with a pillow in ur dreams know i am smothering u with LOVE 😎😎 <33 okok ILY HAVE THE BESTEST DAY EVER

— me (aka westview :D !!)

WESTVIEW I LOVE U SO MUCH. HOW DID YOU BREAK THE DISCORD CHARACTER LIMIT WITH YOUR LAST MESSAGE AND STILL HAVE ENOUGH TO SAY TO WRITE ALL THIS???!! 🥺😭

high five for being exam birthday buddies, the group nobody wants to join, but it's okay! we got through it!! you're done with 1st year and I've only got a few more weeks to go :))

No bestie, you're gonna be helping me with the floaty trains and probably carrying it just like you did with your geography class 😌

For everyone who knows roadman slang westview is leng. AND I'M HAPPY I CAN CALL YOU MY FRIEND BECAUSE YOU ARE THE GREATEST.

and absolutely please do not get to tactical chun levels of drunk, you have a high tolerance so that's MURDEROUS levels. Do NOT attempt. BUT I LOVE YOU AND I HOPE YOUR MOUTH FEELS BETTER SOON <3333

Thank you for the birthday wishes!!!

I did not wake up to a pillow on my face, so I'm safe... for now. To anyone else, if I'm found suffocated you can predict who the culprit is 👀

[nameforthemain]

ur peng (peng is a good thing right?) if it isn’t i’m sorry

— KNOCK KNOCK GUESS WHO

hi westview :))) (also I did see your tags, so hi to you from that)

peng is a good thing yes, and then you can also say leng to mean like, really good. Thank you bestie <333 ur roadman learning is really coming along

[nameforthemain]

fawad to the ends bruv ahlie

— ur fav beef ting fam peng leng beef beef ting ting waggywagwagwan

I said I needed a second but it didn't help-

I still have no words to reply to this mate 😭 your roadman slang is really... coming along?

[nameforthemain]

i cant send pictures anon so <33 HI BESTIE I MISSED U SO HARD #heppawithdrawals

just for the visualization i imagine this whenever u texr and i go HEPPA <333 bc GRR i’m deffo bringing a pillow if i visit the uk bc im gonna smother u with love (shh no one else saw this)

ur the meanest for all your mEan texts right before exams i STILL THINK ABOUT THEM AND CRY

you’re my favourite <333 i love u ur the greatest U SIAD IT WAS EASY TO TALK BC ME BUT IN REALITY ITS BC UR THE GREATEST TO EXIST (after digby and luna sorry, but that’s only bc they’re gonna stab me 😌) my master plan is halfway done JUST U WAIT <333 (there aren’t any pillow emojis gRr)

— not me <333

WESTVIEWWWWW MY BESTIE!!! I missed you too 🥺 I was so excited when I got a discord notification from you again!!

the gif was us yesterday 😌 just yelling each others names on the chat lol, bc WESTVIEWW!!! <333333

as long as you bring lego too I'll let you smother me

I'm sorry I WISHED YOU LUCK AND HOPED THEY WENT WELL, didn't mean to make you cry with my cruelness 😒

(I don't remember which ones of those I've already sent. I need to collect more for u)

NO IT'S EASY TO TALK TO YOU BC YOU'RE THE SWEETEST AND THE BEST (and we always have at least 10 convos going at once)

Digby and Luna supremacy 😌 they won't stab you though

(look at this guy, he could never. He's too busy taking the flower)

Is this the masterplan about making me think it's not you 👀 bc I will suspect every anon of being you and I'll be right because it always is 😌

OK weivtsew, ily, and this was so sweet to receive 🥺🥺🥺 ty bestie

[imagine-knowing-a-name]

I LOVE JEFF

as you should westview, that's what got you into the cult