#wet box

[twink-destroyer-3]

what does it take to get into the box, like just asking for a friend. i would NEVER do ANYTHING to get into the box, like ever.

The box is reserved for only the worst crimes. some crimes we have seen are:

-murder of fellow twink

-twink death

-being from nevada or, alternatively, ohio

-starting fights in the boyquarium

-removing the flared bases from objects

-intentionally forgetting lube

-sodomy

-breaking any of the ten commandments

-taking our good lords name in vain

-ginger.

-aggravated assault

[monkeymeghan]

I wish I could find that tumblr post about taking a shower and someone calling it the “wet box”. I just took a shower for the first time in a week (don’t judge me, I’ve been sick!). I was so reluctant to do so because it takes so much energy, but once I finally got in there I remembered why showers are so nice. They are warm and relaxing and feel good. The only downside is that now my shoulder/arm really hurts from washing my hair a few times. I think it’s time for some more icyhot. Now to recover from the shower before I go run errands.