#communaltwinks

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starting up the TIRA (twink irish republican army)

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who let the twinks get into the yaoi unsupervised.......it's not good for them. gives them too many ideas.

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yes, yes, the rumors are true. we will be setting up an auxiliary twinkmune on the moon. we just received word from nasa that its been approved.

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happy ides of march. today we remember our fallen twink, julius caesar. watch your backs out there today twinks and stay safe

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reading the holy text today

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the twinkmune is quiet tonight......peaceful almost

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what does it take to get into the box, like just asking for a friend. i would NEVER do ANYTHING to get into the box, like ever.

The box is reserved for only the worst crimes. some crimes we have seen are:

-murder of fellow twink

-twink death

-being from nevada or, alternatively, ohio

-starting fights in the boyquarium

-removing the flared bases from objects

-intentionally forgetting lube

-sodomy

-breaking any of the ten commandments

-taking our good lords name in vain

-ginger.

-aggravated assault

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requirements for the twinkmune:

-twink (obviously)

-under 6ft (drs on staff)

-gay (any)

-communist (we can change you)

-must be house trained

-optionally kennel trained (spacious)

-must shower regularly (we had a mold issue)

-twunks "welcome" (we will charge you)

-must be spayed/neutered

-polyamorous (dni if from portland[Portland, Oregon not Portland, Maine])

twinkmune rules and regulations:

-visiting hours individually earned

-must smoke one (1) cigarette with each meal

-twinks who misbehave will be sent to the glue factory

-all objects must have flared bases (can be attached with glue from said glue factory)

-minor infraction will result in the box

(twink boarding also offered)

(twink bidding and evaluating also offered)