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[embievision]

Screenshots from 'Wet Sleeve'

I've got 5 weeks till my deadline but honestly a sideshow presentation of these four images would do it for me

[michelleskyhayward-blog]

Having a quick water break mid-air 💦 #Wetsleeve #WearableHydration https://www.instagram.com/p/Bth9xG_F8JB/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=bmbigasb50z

[littlewitchlady]

free readings open? I am trying to figure out if I should move out of my current living situation (a dorm in a small city with beautiful scenery) and into an apartment in the "big city." I wonder what the cards might have to say about it...

you’re facing a pretty big choice, and the cards have a lot to say! i’m gonna do the two paths spread for you—it’s gonna talk about the options ahead of you, and what’s drawing you to them. it looks like the letter v, like this:

 C1   C2

C3   C4

   C5

C1 shows the first possible outcome:

the page of staffs! staffs are a really creative suit, and pages are inspirational. the page of staffs represents an enthusiastic person, a loyal person and trusted friend who’s bearing good news. the page on the face of this card is looking up.

 C2 tells us about your second possible outcome:

the six of cups, reversed. cups are literally full of emotions, and sizes show growth. the six is generally a card of nostalgia and influences from the past, things that you’ve lost that are holding you back. however, it’s a pretty exciting card reversed! it shows the future, new opportunities and points of view. this is sort of like being at the edge of a cliff with a stunning view—it’s thrilling and beautiful, but there’s a hint of danger to it. there’s a big adrenaline rush here.

 C3 represents what draws you to or how you feel about C1:

the king of swords, drawn reversed. swords are the suit of reason and kings are authorities, so upright this shows us intellect and authority—this card represents a smart and shrewd person of deep logic and experience. but in reverse, it’s pretty perverse: a card showing someone who takes things too far, causing unnecessary negativity. some selfishness, some irrationality.

 C4 shows what draws you to or how you feel about C2:

the nine of swords. this card is sort of like anxiety personified—nines show fruition, but in this case the fruit is overripe. concern and anxiety are key here, and i see over-thinking in the extreme. working with the cliff metaphor, you’re freaking out about the edge—remember the vista.

 finally, C5 tells us about the critical deciding factor:

the ten of staffs, drawn reversed. tens show us culmination, and the ten of staffs shows a burden coming to a close. but it’s also a card of pressure, being pushed into a decision, maybe making a selfish choice. but in reverse, it’s actually pretty rewarding: profit, improvement, a momentary gain or advantage that gives you the upper hand.

 this is an exciting reading!! the choice at hand here is so full of potential—the page of staffs and the reversed six of cups are both very appealing in their own ways, but i advise you to take a minute to analyze how and what you’re feeling about your options! the loyal comfort vs. excitement dynamic isn’t being reflected in Cs 3 and 4, and it almost sounds like you’re too wrapped up in the mental aspects of the choices [both C3 and C4 are swords, whereas the options themselves are much more intuitive [creative staffs and emotional cups] and you're having trouble seeing past that mental block. good luck with whichever choice you make!! you’re a fabulous lady and could easily make the most of either choice.

[the-skyhunter]

will you draw school uniform willy murderface

wetsleeve!

this turned out better than i thought it would :B

[the-skyhunter]

HEYlook?

[the-skyhunter]

so i was at work and a guy came in who looked exactly like charles ofdensen except younger. he was maybe 24, with the same hair, the same glasses, wearing a suit and a red tie. he bought a box of lucky charms and a hershey's bar. i texted jill about it because i'm a huge fucking creep. this prompted the following onslaught of texts that brightened my shift right up.

jill: that's adorable he's fueling his law school work

jill: charles ofdensen studying cases and torts over a bowl of lucky charms

jill: he definitely pours a bowl with milk you will not catch him dead eating that shit dry

jill: he refrigerates the hershey's bar and eats a lil bit at a time

jill: i feel like he rotates out cereals on a monthly basis

jill: one month it's lucky charms, then raisin bran, honey nut cheerios, etc.

jill: it's like his vice, the thrill of picking next month's variety

jill: he's looking at his books and comes across something really complex so he sits back and munches some cereal to compose his thoughts before he tries understanding it

jill: he likes the coldness/crunchiness like that is his mojo that gets his blood pumping

jill: his roommate gets pissed with all the crunching sounds though

jill: he's not a very good cook so he'll make like eggs and stuff but nothing fancy yanno typical busy student fare but he also isn't a huge fan of like chips etc, it needs to be sweet

jill: eggs - soft boiled, with salt

jill: the hershey's bar lasts him like two days usually cuz he fridges it

jill: charles gets so grossed out by the boys' doritos/chips habits, he hates that stuff and always has

jill: and kinda has an asshole superiority complex thing about it

jill: i mean like totally unjustified too but he's all like how do you eat that slop

jill: *eats coco puffs* you man children

jill: i never knew how much i needed sweet tooth charles except like it's not a general sweet tooth this guy is just crazy for cereal

jill: the clinking of the spoon against the side of the bowl is also soothing

jill: charles suffers through a bowl of instant oatmeal on really cold mornings because the cold cereal makes him too cold

[gonnadiehigh]

what the fuck is a "hot baby dildo that's shakin a tree"

the fuck does it sound like???

[the-skyhunter]

AU where everyone in metalocalypse's middle name is Eugene

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