#wfystarter

[ivymeier]

Marvel or DC?

[deersawyer-blog]

Sore has a new meaning today for my thighs.

[peter-thorne-blog-blog]

Since when are Heelys back in style?

[kallum-byrne]

What’s worse than losing a metrocard?

[eloiseparkerxo]

Eloise & OPEN

She sat on the edge of a bench, fingers idly flipping through the pages of some paperback novel. Just as it seemed that she was lost in her own little world, Eloise finally acknowledged the person sitting on the bench beside hers. “Have you read this, dear?” A beat passed so she might give the person a glimpse of the cover. “It’s absolute trash! If I read the word ‘mewling’ one more time, I might be sick.”

[kallum-byrne]

I’m starting to like the beard actually.

[feebeemitchell]

People have no respect for closing times. 

[deersawyer-blog]

I’ve clients coming out the ass and one who wants me to tattoo their ass. God Bless America.