jet pack blues

working hard and hardly working

[feebeemitchell]

People have no respect for closing times. 

[samhylxnd]

Do you not have any respect or value for originality?

[feebeemitchell]

We'll have doppelgängers in our midst. 

[samhylxnd]

Everyone’s gonna start wearing suits now.

[feebeemitchell]

I personally find that artistically atrocious.

[samhylxnd]

All the hipsters know about things before they’re actually popular.

[feebeemitchell]

Or they pretend that they knew. 

[samhylxnd]

People at weddings are copying off of his styles, obviously.

[feebeemitchell]

Impossible. He’s so obscure no one should possibly know about his original style.

[samhylxnd]

Don’t even know who her husband is.

[feebeemitchell]

The originator of suits and slicked back hair. 

[samhylxnd]

Which is why it’s sad that there’s no chance at all now.

[feebeemitchell]

She only has herself to blame. Her and Mr. Moon Man.

[samhylxnd]

I found the bitching funny. Which is wasn’t wasted on such a stupid point. Killed her career.

[feebeemitchell]

Her career never really took off. 

[samhylxnd]

I’ve heard so many puns about that.

[feebeemitchell]

I think it’s hilarious. Past her really screwed over present her with that name choice. 

[feebeemitchell]

So Natalia Killed it on X Factor, eh? 

[deersawyer-blog]

 Yeah, that’s alright. ‘S no problem.

[feebeemitchell]

That's so awesome. Like, you have no idea.

[deersawyer-blog]

Yeah. I don’t mind. Even if I’m shit at least I can play guitar alright until you get a replacement. 

[feebeemitchell]

Oh my god, I could hug you. Can I hug you? 

[deersawyer-blog]

If you want, I can sub in for the spot while you have an open call or something for people with the voice you’re looking for. I do alright with screaming. Not so much with like incredible range or anything like that.

And I’m completely free and have no intention on making it big. Just work mostly. 

[feebeemitchell]

Wait, seriously? 

[deersawyer-blog]

How much would you hate me for revoking my friend as a sacrifice? I just know he wouldn’t be able to commit that much. I’d have to bribe him to do one show.

[feebeemitchell]

Not at all. It would've gotten my hopes up if he did do a show. 

[deersawyer-blog]

So you’d need a really committed singer to duet with you.

[feebeemitchell]

In my wildest dreams, yes. But it's New York and everyone wants to be big on their own. 

[deersawyer-blog]

You could just go by Phoebe. Like Madonna. One name.

[feebeemitchell]

I never wanted to be like a named artist. I always wanted a band.

[deersawyer-blog]

Not quite as much ring to it though, does it?

[feebeemitchell]

It's probably easier to remember though.