#wha shitpost

[wha-shitpost]

[witchhattingmadness]

making olruggio a northerner was the greatest decision ever

[localcryptideli]

Olruggio: I'm a gay man in a queerplatonic relationship. My partner is aroace. He's never told me, but he does not need to. He's not comfortable with touch, so we never kiss or have sex, but that's fine by me. It's not what matters at the end of the day, you know? We're in this until the end, sticking by each other's side through thick and thin. Do I want to kiss him or hold him sometimes? Of course, but everyone has boundaries, you gotta respect them. And honestly, I would not trade Qifrey for all the sex in the world.

Qifrey: Greetings, my name is Qifrey. I am a gay man, and every single day I am yearning

[m0ldyc4prisun]

hi. baby's first text shitpost pls be nice

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[lime-jello-poltergeist]

qifrey and his butch wine aunt from hell vs easthies and his melodramatic ass uncle who's probably high most of the time

like if you tell beldaruit his spell sucks, he's gonna invent 17 never-before-seen magic theorums just to prove you wrong and he will look good doing it while also doing a 30-minute long magical girl transformation in the process

if you tell vinanna she's doing her job wrong she's just going to fucking kill you

"oh but using magic against another witch or killing someone with a contraption is against the pact" exactly. which is why she's going to kill you with her bare fucking hands alone, which is not against the pact in any capacity. she's going to kill you and it'll be completely legal because she is the law

[poketfriend-blog]

I seriously want to see what kind of ridiculous, over engineered spell Qifrey is using for cleaning himself up without getting wet. His most complicated and advanced piece of spell work and he created it only because he doesn't like taking showers lol

[erins-urn]

[magicmetalblog]

hey check out my water spell