#circus meme

[wha-shitpost]

[bardass]

yes those are my monkeys. yeah they’re running the circus now. it’s their debut show tonight so please be nice. they learned those tricks just for this so please clap for them or they might throw shit at you. no i didn’t train them to do that, they started doing all this on their own. the big one’s the ringmaster, he’s calling the shots. no i won’t be stopping them. their tickets are sold out and they’ve been working so hard. of course i’m going to watch, i’ll be cheering them on in the front row, and not just because i’m dying to know how many monkeys can fit in that tiny car. you should come. yeah don’t worry i can get you in, i just need you to sign this waiver. what’s it for? oh it’s totally standard don’t worry about it, so is the armor gear. but it’s just in case, it’s usually fine as long as you don’t provoke them. where are you going

[wooblesnyamain]

When you find someone who is anti terf but they're also an aro/ace exclusionist.

Did you know one of the first steps to becoming a terf is to be an exclusionist?? Wow, the irony. 🤡

[sonchicircus]

who wants to front today?

everyone: silence.

who wants to be a new host?

everyone: immediately disappear.

[sonchicircus]

host: who I live with...

dazai: at least you live with us...

attero: while we're trying to survive in your company.

[sonchicircus]

old funny thing.

dazai: love is a weakness and an evolutionary mistake

zuku: u're literally making a valentine for a swarm. :v

dazai, pointing a hot glue gun at a mirror: you're on thin f_cking ice.

[sonchicircus]

beast!chuuya: *stares*

zuku: *pretending to be void*

pm!dazai: *have a heart attack at the moment*

beast!chuuya:

beast!chuuya: *disappear*

zuku: *sigh*

pm!dazai:

zuku: u kay, m8?

pm!dazai: *DIED*

and when cerberus are gone ->

[sonchicircus]

dazai: don't fall.

zuku: *falls immediately*

dazai:

zuku:

dazai: pff-

zuku: I hate this job. And u.. STFU

ヽ(`д´；)/