#whale offical

[whale-offical]

Must... follow... all...

OFFICALS

[whale-offical]

You ever wake up and wonder what the fuck is wrong with the world?

YES JARED I KNOW I LIVE UNDERWATER!!

YES JARED I CAN STILL BE AWARE OF THE ECONOMY!

SHUT UP JARED

[whale-offical]

I WIN

IM NOW MOOTS WITH THE SATAN OFFICAL!!!

[whale-offical]

Yall will really just follow any offical account won't you

205?

For a WHALE?

[whale-offical]

@/gaslight-offical told me to come to you about finding an apple juice whale? I know you ARE a whale, but idk what KIND of whale, so if you happen to know where any apple juice whales are thatd be a great help thanks!!

Hi yes! So my cousin is the apple juice whale and they live in the Atlantic ocean! Usually pouring small amounts of apple juice into the ocean will summon them, but no promises!

I am a humpback whale btw!

[whale-offical]

🎶Jared I'm sorryyy, Jared I'm sorryyy🎶

🎶Jared please forgive me🎶

🎶 @jared-offical you're my favorite Jared 🎶

[whale-offical]

Wassup yall I'm a whale!

Uhhh they/them

I'm a minor, as are most officals, so be mindful

I will curse at somepoint so also be mindful of that!

Bye yall love youuuu

[whale-offical]

I need to sleep for the next three centuries. Someone put me in a coma.

Do whales experiences comas?

We do now.