#what happeneddddd

[frownyalfred]

when the 💗💗💗 commenter suddenly swaps to 💗 ten chapters in

[dchuntress]

kinda wish i participated in the king yaoi studd not because i care about comics men but because i wanna find the posts and anons about zeph running king yaoi funny...

[tonycries]

daddy tony :(

Babygirl ;)

[imnotfromhereofficial]

5 billion years ago I pulled this outta my ass and Ibis Paint has never worked for me the same again. Uh. It's horny. But the nudity is minimal and like ... The only person who's nude here is basically a robot.

Lol that funny thing that happens when the mailman has developed a carnal desire to kill the robotic amalgamation of his best friend and his worst enemy.

When you think you're the last "human" in a party but in those final moments when you look into this creature's eyes you see your own humanity slip from you.

Mailman things ya know.

[ctntduoarchive]

most insane ending yet

[elluqien710]

my questionable writing speed

For some context, I have considered writing as a passion of mine about 3 years now, depending on when you count. I used to write all the time, but then I got the biggest writing block of my life and stopped for a year.

Then, about a few months ago, I started writing again...so, as in "I stopped writing for a year" I mean, "I stopped actually writing for a year."

....so during my huge writing block, I was watching a lot of youtube videos about creative writing instead of, like, actually writing. Anything.

So it's been a year. I finally started writing again.

I pick up my previously-abandoned WIP---a fantasy/adventure novel that, once finishing the improvised and i-just-went-with-it-with-no-plan-whatsoever-and-thus-has-too-many-plot-holes-to-count rough draft, I had given up on.

But no longer! I had learned a lot about creative writing, and have surely matured as a writer! I read through the plot and the 110,000 word manuscript.

....and it was just as, if not even more, trashy than I had remembered.

After trying to simply adjust the plot, I realized it was beyond repair, so decided to rewrite the whole plot from scratch.

So, here I am. After [insert an embarrassing, considerably longer amount of time than planned] outlining, I started writing the first few chapters.

...and I realized it took me five hours to write a single chapter.

Now, I have no idea how long people usually take to write a chapter, but I was very sure that I used to be able to write 3 chapters in one sitting. Three. In like one sitting.

And so I'm staring at my manuscript, and questioning myself, like, "what the heck happened in the time span I stopped writing?"

I plopped into the middle of the May 2025 drabble challenge by @thedrabblecollective a few days ago, and I worked on one of the prompts.

I was doing 2 drabbles per prompt, so, pfft, it'll be quick warm up, right? A simple and fun challenge that'll take a quick amount of time.

Right?

Right?

Wrong.

Ok, so I finish the drabbles, I look up at the clock, and it's already midnight. Which meant that I spent an HOUR writing 200 words.

This was even slower than my already slow average. As mentioned before, I usually take five hours to write one chapter, which is typically 4,000 words for me. So that's 800 words per hour.

I mean, the 100 word limit, no more, no less, for each drabble was being a challenge for me, but still. I was writing 4x slower than usual.

sorry, I went on a bit of a ramble, but.

WHAT IS UP WITH MY WRITING SPEED I AM AS SLOW AS A LITERAL SNAIL. HELP

[flopstat]

what gets me about the woman using severance for pregnancy is that like…what’s the boundaries? like was she using an innie the entire nine months, just towards the end, or just for the delivery? how much of her own recovery did she do herself? did she let her innie even meet the baby that she carried, or did she kill her the second he was born? could you imagine that innie, only existing to be an incubator for strangers to give birth to a baby that isn’t your own…giving birth and having to witness that baby being taken from you because it’s not yours…….god. the implications!!

[feeble-minded-little-gay]

I like to imagine that he would make fun of him for some of the stupid shit he said in the show lol

Here is the sketch and the flats