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“Dude, I fuckin’ love you. You know the whole ‘Notebook thing where it’s, like, ‘if you’re a bird, I’m a bird’? Well, you’re my fuckin’ bird, bro. For life, man. I’ve got your back. I’d let you fuck my ma if you wanted to — I mean, don’t fuckin’ do that, but the sentiment is there, right? You’d be a dope step dad. Don’t actually fuck my mom, though.”
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